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@mythgenderedloki

Just a loki hoe. All original content
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Loki, carrying bundles of paper written on in green crayon : father, father! Look at this play I wrote! I'm going to be a playwright when I grow up!!!
Odin: no loki. You're going to be a king, maybe, or like... Vice-king? Either way, you will have no time for writing.
Loki, under his breath: Im so gonna put you in a shitty mortal retirement home, then you'll have ni time for living...
Odin: what was that?
Loki, already writing a sequel: nothing father...
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Anyone else think that random people just keep showing up at Thor's door claiming to be other long lost siblings?
*knock knock*
Thor: who is it?
Some dude in green with black hair wearing something ridiculous on their head : um hi, my dad was also a one-eyed ass hole. He locked me in a prison of darkness powered by his life force for a thousand years after raising me to be a-
Thor: a genocidal maniac hell bent on the total the destruction of the nine realms? *sigh* come on in...
Over the years more and more evil emos keep turning up, each with more and more outrageous headwear.
(little does Thor know that about half of the are loki in disguise)
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Friendly reminder...

Gamora and Nebula probably both already know Loki from when he was working with Thanos. Can you imagine Thor trying to talk about him to the guardians?

Thor: and then me and my dear brother loki blew up our home planet and flew away in a big ship

Nebula and Gamora: wait... Loki as in owns 50 near identical leather outfits all in different shades of green; styles hair by dunking it in a barrel of crude oil; frequently attempts to out daddy-issue people raised by literal genocidal tyrants and sold out so he could rule the planet of his brother's girlfriend to get his attention?

Thor: ... No.....

Nebula and Gamora: ...

Thor: .... Must be a common name...

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