Pansexual Atheist Fangirl Extraordinare

i love janice rand (twitter) [ID in alt text]

con artists that forge art and wine to sell to rich snobs for millions of dollars: cool, good

con artists that target marginalized groups and harass and make legal threats against people calling them on it: guillotine

…. art theft is art theft. Punish all of them the same or not at all.

man shut the fuck up

So crime is okay in some circumstances?

yes

I am a fairly diplomatic person until you insult Sam Winchester in front of me. If you do that then it presses a button in my brain where I immediately become a complete psycho. There’s nothing I can do about it sorry.

If ever one of these were fitting, this is it!

[Wayne Manor Study]

*Bruce sleeping on an armchair, mouth slightly open, surrounded by whispering batkids*

Dick: *flicking a bread crumb into Bruce's mouth* 13...

Jason: *following suit* 14...

Tim: 15...

Damian: *watching, but not taking part* You'd think he'd have woken by now.

Dick: 16... Maybe he's just tired.

Damian: Then why are you imbeciles trying to wake him?

Tim: Maybe he's hungry?

Jason: 17... Yes. We're just doing our duty by feeding him.

Tim: Because we're worried. 18...

Jason: Like the good sons we are.

Dick: The best sons. 19...

Damian: You are all horrible.

Jason: *nodding solemnly* 20...

Damian: ...You've convinced me. I'm joining.

Tim: Alright, after me. 21...

Damian: *pushing sleeves to his elbows* Whoever wakes him up gets to take the blame... and buy the rest food.

Everyone: *vigorous nodding*

Damian: Very well. Good luck, gentlemen. 22...

Everyone: 23... 24... 25...

Bruce: *has been awake since breadcrumb #1, finding it increasingly hard to find a non-awkward way to wake up the longer the game goes*

Everyone: ...51... 52... 53...

Dick: We're getting low on crumbs, lemme get more. Anybody need anything?

Jason: Bring snacks--

Damian: Lots of snacks--

Tim: Coffee for me--

Bruce: *coughing on 53 bread crumbs* And water--if you don't--mind

[Wayne Manor Study]

*Bruce sleeping on an armchair, mouth slightly open, surrounded by whispering batkids*

Dick: *flicking a bread crumb into Bruce's mouth* 13...

Jason: *following suit* 14...

Tim: 15...

Damian: *watching, but not taking part* You'd think he'd have woken by now.

Dick: 16... Maybe he's just tired.

Damian: Then why are you imbeciles trying to wake him?

Tim: Maybe he's hungry?

Jason: 17... Yes. We're just doing our duty by feeding him.

Tim: Because we're worried. 18...

Jason: Like the good sons we are.

Dick: The best sons. 19...

Damian: You are all horrible.

Jason: *nodding solemnly* 20...

Damian: ...You've convinced me. I'm joining.

Tim: Alright, after me. 21...

Damian: *pushing sleeves to his elbows* Whoever wakes him up gets to take the blame... and buy the rest food.

Everyone: *vigorous nodding*

Damian: Very well. Good luck, gentlemen. 22...

Everyone: 23... 24... 25...

Bruce: *has been awake since breadcrumb #1, finding it increasingly hard to find a non-awkward way to wake up the longer the game goes*

Everyone: ...51... 52... 53...

Dick: We're getting low on crumbs, lemme get more. Anybody need anything?

Jason: Bring snacks--

Damian: Lots of snacks--

Tim: Coffee for me--

Bruce: *coughing on 53 bread crumbs* And water--if you don't--mind

im intrigued

So how long until it sinks-

Hmmm,,,,, mandarin speakers what's a gender neutral sibling word I cannot keep calling my sibling 妹妹 to distinguish them from my two younger brothers

This is a call for help please

once every several years i contribute one (1) piece of star war fanart

Thank You for Emerging from Your Eternal Slumber to Bestow Upon Us Your Annual Gift

Ya know people give Phoenix shit for being dumb or at the very least slow on the uptake (and he is sometimes) but sometimes he does points out smart possibilities that I, myself, hadn’t thought of. Also, even when he points out something that seemed obvious to us from earlier on, the other characters often hadn’t figured it out.

“using a mentally traumatized person for your revenge plan is terrible! only the most evil men in the world would do that!”

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