If the government really wanted to actually cut down on vape usage they would force manufacturers to add an unmutable slide whistle sound effect that played every time you take a hit

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

For those that are going to miss the eclipse on Monday, I have created a simulation of what the eclipse will look like along the path of totality

I LOVE WOMEN

my balls hurt ):

there's no correlation I'm just posting things about me

Xintoii on Instagram

of course you have purple eyes and no period

quora please stop emailing me

i'm a simple girl: i see sunlight on the water, i find god

Iffah Yusri on Instagram

At night the beast sleeps

Barbie + text posts

this cannot be a real fortune i just got

me: oh yay! i love fortune cookies 🥰 can’t wait to see what my fortune is! 😄💕

this cookie: kill yourself and shut the fuck up

[so caffeinated my ears are ringing at harmonic frequencies known only to insects and elevator ghosts] i think i hauve premonitions