disappointed but not surprised

mutuals do this

Windmills and lighthouses are cousins

Towers with jobs

Come get this dick-fil-a

I’m tired of y'all reblogging this every Sunday

One of you shit heads are saving this post and waiting until Sunday to reblog it

I will fucking find you

honestly the best feeling ever is realizing you’re not sad anymore over something you thought you would never get over

I haven't used or even logged into this blog for many years. this was the last thing I reblogged when I was active. wow. something must have healed. 

any friends still on here? 

hello out there?

my name is eden, reach out if you want to talk 

honestly the best feeling ever is realizing you’re not sad anymore over something you thought you would never get over

STICK HIM LEGS UP IN THE AIR

Peacock 

“ I know what you came for, fuckers”

Literally what it was thinking

“Must. Fit. In. Tiny. Box.”

Video by Caspar and Ellie

It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.

Being a dick even to demons

LMAO: Let Me Ask Obama

my friends preventing me from climbing over the McDonald’s counter in search of Filet O Fish

i miss MY beautiful feet

just look downwards king

oh god?

@ God y do u waste beautiful eyelashes on ungrateful men

The USA are a hellscape

this whole fucking post reads like satire but its not

big yikes

the most unstoppable force of nature is a cat that’s decided it wants to cuddle with you