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scantily is basically the most classic way to be clad

This is iron clad erasure

The way people demonize seagulls is actually unreal. Almost all of their natural habitat has been destroyed (almost all coastal areas have been developed, destroying natural sand dune ecosystems) and they're doing their best to adapt. They're literally just trying to survive. You're in their home. The vitriol some people have for these gorgeous sea birds just because they're not shy about snatching food if you're not cautious is insane

are we sure the only way out is through? like. are we sure we can't just. go around

*showing visible symptoms* oh my god i need help desperately

*symptoms go away for one day* what if im just faking it

she touch my yippee till i yay

the ellipsis is the most powerful of all the punctuation…so versatile…i’m pondering…i’m omitting…i’m implying…i’m trailing off…

I just wonder how old people do not notice their grandkid is flamboyantly gay it is so funny

asking your butch granddaughter in a domestic partnership when she’s going to settle down with a nice man is fucking wild. she is a nice man.

assemblyglassworks

hi this is a comic about me please be nice

nature is healing

starting a collection. please add on

I think movies need more sex and i also think that actors need to be uglier and less in shape

Do you hate children yes or no

Yes

I called my brother a wifeguy and he was like “what’s that” so I told it’s a man who’s obsessed with his wife, and there was a pause as he went through all 5 stages of grief in about 20 seconds, and then said, “well what do other people do??”