CaptionCat in #REHAB: Day 1
Like I said last night when I got here, the Kitty Ford Center is pretty sweet. It’s more like a spa or all-inclusive resort: awesome rooms, great noms and a VERY helpful staff (even if they are a bit intrusive). Only problem, of course, is NO ‘NIP, but I can live with that for a couple of weeks.
Honestly, not having @MarleyKatz around sniffing my butt every two minutes, I don’t really need the ‘nip.
Anyway, after we checked in, they split up me and @PatriceLeopard, as the rooms are too small for her giant leopard butt (the same leopard butt that smuggled in an iPad!). She’s sleeping outside au naturel, which is fine for this time of year in So Cali. I was forced to take a roommate, which I wasn’t crazy about, because as you can see, he’s a Ginger, but he turned out to be an AWESOME RUSSIAN KITTEH.
His name is Ivan Denisovich and as you can see, this little Ginger is hooked bad on the cigarrettes and gets kind of violent when you try and take them away. Other than that, he’s been pretty awesome as a roommate and Patrice seems to like him too.
Anyway, we’re just getting up for breakfast noms and whatnot, I’ll get back to ou later when I have a chance to pull out my contraband iPhone in private.
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