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Not content to be a KUNG FU MASTER and BOX OFFICE GOLD, Jackie Chan is now training fish to DOMINATE the water. This makes me uneasy, for obvious reasons, but Mr Chan assures me they pose no risk to the #CatFish. Time will tell. In the meanwhile: LET’S DANCE!
If you or any kittehs you know FEAR NOT THE FAUCET hit me up by ASKING or SUBMITTING or TWEETING me.
CaptionCat's Greatest Hits
Today we look at my #CatFish
Updates from the set of #GingerFury all week, here at MyNameIs.Lu!
Here’s a quick hit from the set of #GingerFury. @MarleyKatz is practicing his Ginger Fists of Fury with the help of out fight choreographer, Dandy (AKA, La Otra Ginger). I, of course, am DOMINATING the scene as director/producer/star.
Look for more updates over the coming days and weeks on MyNameIs.Lu
CaptionCat's Greatest Hits
In a cynical attempt to cash in on my fame while recycling old content, I am featuring the best of my Adventures in #WorldDomination!
Today we look at my game-changing feature film, #GingerFury
PRWire
5/10/2011
For Immediate Release
#MajorInitiative
What up Tumblrams? On the heels of #KanyeWeek and #Catopia, I am even more inspired than ever to achieve #WorldDomination. So today, I will begin adding to my #OscarBait films with my first #ActionMovie. Summer is quickly arriving, and I realized that like all studios, MyNameIs.Lu Studios needs a #SummerTentpoleMovie. You know, a real crowd-pleaser #SummerBlockbuster
So today we begin principle photography on “#GingerFury”, a martial-arts action movie that is sure to keep the popcorn flowing in the mulitplexes all summer long. Finally! My Kung-Fu Kitteh-Style meets The Ginger Fists of Fury. Totally genius, right?
Over the next two weeks, I will be tweeting from the set and the editing bay, keeping y’all abreast of the latest developments. Who knows, I may even throw a #DivaFit on set, so don’t miss anything!
Additionally, I will also be providing updates on @MarleyKatz’ burgeoning art career. That’s right, I’m not only his Director-Producer-Manager-Agent-Attorney-Publisher, I’m also his Art Dealer. Totally NOT a conflict of interest, OK?
CaptionCat is a #TOTALWORLDDOMINATOR who’s #OscarBait films and #GrammyWinning singles have delighted millions worldwide. She is also TOTALLY DOMINATING social media, which is pretty awesome.
CaptionCat out!
CaptionCat's Greatest Hits
In a cynical attempt to cash in on my fame while recycling old content, I am featuring the best of my Adventures in #WorldDomination!
Today we look at my game-changing feature film, #GingerFury
Not content to be a KUNG FU MASTER and BOX OFFICE GOLD, Jackie Chan is now training fish to DOMINATE the water. This makes me uneasy, for obvious reasons, but Mr Chan assures me they pose no risk to the #CatFish. Time will tell. In the meanwhile: LET'S DANCE!
If you or any kittehs you know FEAR NOT THE FAUCET hit me up by ASKING or SUBMITTING or TWEETING me.
#WorldPremiere. The wait is over.
MyNameIs.Lu Studios proudly presents my first #SummerBlockbuster, “#GingerFury1: TheBaggening”. A true #TentpoleMovie, this Action/Adventure/Martial-Arts Epic is sure to keep the popcorn flowing though the multiplexes all summer.
The movie takes place in FEUDAL CHINA. In the wake of The Great Noms Famine of 1760, a lovely young widow, KAT LIU (I, Lu), must try and pull her family’s farm together by herself. But The Evil Clan Lord XIN XER (MarleyKatz) has set his sights on both Liu and her farm. Will Liu’s Kung Fu Kitteh-Style be enough to defeat Lord Xin Xer’s Ginger Fists of Fury?
The best part is that this is only Part One of a #Thrillogy! So matter how much we BLOW YOUR MIND, it’s only the beginning. And then when it’s done, I may be all, “Now Part 1 is Episode 4.” See what I did there? Went all Lucas on your ass.
As always, you can find all my #OscarBait films on my YouTube Channel.
I’m off on a well-deserved nip-binge. #WorldDomination, yo!
CaptionCat out.
These kittehs need to get their act together before they turn on the camera. It's called "rehearsal".
My boy Mylo the Cat is just KILLING IT over at his Youtube Channel. #SubscribeNow. What a kitteh (even if he is a Ginger).
I'm just a cat and I'm doin' cat stuff, yo.
Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut?
I
The Owl and the Pussy-cat went to sea In a beautiful pea green boat, They took some honey, and plenty of money, Wrapped up in a five pound note. The Owl looked up to the stars above, And sang to a small guitar, 'O lovely Pussy! O Pussy my love, What a beautiful Pussy you are, You are, You are! What a beautiful Pussy you are!'
II
Pussy said to the Owl, 'You elegant fowl! How charmingly sweet you sing! O let us be married! too long we have tarried: But what shall we do for a ring?' They sailed away, for a year and a day, To the land where the Bong-tree grows And there in a wood a Piggy-wig stood With a ring at the end of his nose, His nose, His nose, With a ring at the end of his nose.
III
'Dear pig, are you willing to sell for one shilling Your ring?' Said the Piggy, 'I will.' So they took it away, and were married next day By the Turkey who lives on the hill. They dined on mince, and slices of quince, Which they ate with a runcible spoon; And hand in hand, on the edge of the sand, They danced by the light of the moon, The moon, The moon, They danced by the light of the moon.
Updates from the set of #GingerFury all week, here at MyNameIs.Lu!
Here's a quick hit from the set of #GingerFury. @MarleyKatz is practicing his Ginger Fists of Fury with the help of out fight choreographer, Dandy (AKA, La Otra Ginger). I, of course, am DOMINATING the scene as director/producer/star.
Look for more updates over the coming days and weeks on MyNameIs.Lu
PRWire
5/10/2011
For Immediate Release
#MajorInitiative
What up Tumblrams? On the heels of #KanyeWeek and #Catopia, I am even more inspired than ever to achieve #WorldDomination. So today, I will begin adding to my #OscarBait films with my first #ActionMovie. Summer is quickly arriving, and I realized that like all studios, MyNameIs.Lu Studios needs a #SummerTentpoleMovie. You know, a real crowd-pleaser #SummerBlockbuster
So today we begin principle photography on “#GingerFury”, a martial-arts action movie that is sure to keep the popcorn flowing in the mulitplexes all summer long. Finally! My Kung-Fu Kitteh-Style meets The Ginger Fists of Fury. Totally genius, right?
Over the next two weeks, I will be tweeting from the set and the editing bay, keeping y’all abreast of the latest developments. Who knows, I may even throw a #DivaFit on set, so don’t miss anything!
Additionally, I will also be providing updates on @MarleyKatz’ burgeoning art career. That’s right, I’m not only his Director-Producer-Manager-Agent-Attorney-Publisher, I’m also his Art Dealer. Totally NOT a conflict of interest, OK?
CaptionCat is a #TOTALWORLDDOMINATOR who’s #OscarBait films and #GrammyWinning singles have delighted millions worldwide. She is also TOTALLY DOMINATING social media, which is pretty awesome.
CaptionCat out!
These Россия кошек (Russian Kittehs) are POWERFUL. Check out how this one TOTALLY DOMINATES this cardboard box, much like a русская Мару (Russian Maru). Hit me up, my Russian Brothers and Sisters
I have to make a BRIEF interruption to #KanyeWeek to show you a SERIOUSLY DOMINATING KITTEH. That one in the middle is chompin' on that steak LIKE A BOSS!
Moreover, this is what it looked like at the crib last night when the PRIME STEAK came off the grill. Who won? Advantage CaptionCat.
