Total #WorldDomination

What up Tumblregals? I’m hard at work for the music video for my #GrammyWinning single, Meow Na Mah Na. The song is sure to become a classic and be a featured track on everyone’s party playlist. The video drops tomorrow. Holla back, y’all!

Not that I really care, because it’s not part of #EGOTQuest (my quest to win an Emmy, Grammy, Oscar and Tony), but this music video will probably win me a VMA. Maybe @KanyeWest will interrupt my “You’re Welcome” speech! Word up, Yeezy! He’s such a genius. I know because he told me so!

Of course, it’s 4/20 today. So I’ll also be hitting the CATNIP pretty hard. I apologize in advance if I do any ‘Nipped-Tumbling. Fortunately, I’m in California and I have a Medical ‘Nip License.

What do y’all have planned for 4/20?

CaptionCat's Greatest Hits

In a cynical attempt to cash in on my fame and popularity while recycling old content, all week I am featuring the best of my Adventures in #WorldDomination!

Today, we're looking at EGOTQuest - My quest to win an Emmy, Grammy, Oscar and Tony!

PR WIRE

4/15/2011

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

#MajorInitiative

In the wake of my #HistoricCollaboration with @MarleyKatz, the critically-acclaimed, #MidnightGinger, I will clearly win #MultipleOscars. I figure I’m pretty much a shoe-in for Best Picture, Best Director, Best Adapted Screenplay, Best Supporting Actress and Best Editor. As promised, #MidnightGinger has made an indelible mark on worldwide culture. I know, I’m so TOTALLY awesome. You’re welcome.

But, like Alexander the Great, I wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer, until I realized #MyHero Tracy Jordan was working on an EGOT — Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, Tony.

#BOOM

So today, I, Lu, announce my first Grammy-winning single (sure to win Best Song, Best Record and best Female Pop Vocal). It will drop VERY soon, so please try and keep your anxious anticipation in check. I am in the studio right now laying down tracks like John Henry. I may even throw some kazoo on this bitch. #BelieveIt.

And don’t forget to check out my previous #HitSingle, Sounds of Swag

Sounds of Swag by CaptionCat

CaptionCat is a world-renowned filmmaker, musical artist and ALL-AROUND DOMINATOR, whose previous Oscar-considered hits “#MidnightGinger”, “#EpicRager” and “#Shine” have delighted millions worldwide, and she is also totally #Dominating social media. #BelieveIt!

#WorldDomination, y’all! Check out my previous films by clicking the links above or on my Youtube Channel.

CaptionCat out.

CaptionCat's Greatest Hits

In a cynical attempt to cash in on my fame and popularity while recycling old content, all week I am featuring the best of my Adventures in #WorldDomination!

Today, we're looking at EGOTQuest - My quest to win an Emmy, Grammy, Oscar and Tony!