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What up Tumblreeds? If you were following me yesterday, you probably saw that I hit The ‘Nip pretty hard, being 420 and all. Holla!
But today I woke up with the #EpicCatnipHangover. I barely made it over to the autofeeder this morning. Yeah, THAT BAD.
Now lemme get back to sleep, will ya?
Have you ever looked at your paws? I mean REALLY looked at your paws?
CaptionCat's #RELAPSE!
Holy Autofeeder! 2012 is off the hook, yo! As many of you know, last summer I did 20 days of #rehab at the Kitty Ford Center in Palm Springs and I was clean and sober for 6 months.
Er, not anymore.
I thought that on New Year’s Eve I might take a little taste. You know, for old times’ sake. Well one taste turned into two, and, well, you get the picture. I’ve been on a total Nip Binge ever since. Over the next couple of weeks, I will share some of the harrowing tales of a kitteh hitting ROCK BOTTOM.
But the big news is that I had the staff Velcro™ my Nip-Rainbow to the fainting couch, so now it doesn’t fall off when all the time right when I’m in the heat of things. Freaking GENIUS. Velcro™ — 1001 uses, now 1002.
Anyway, I’m sorry I dropped off the face of the Interwebz. I missed all of you too.
I'm back yo!
Sorry for dropping off the face of the earth; I promise never to do it to you again.
Many kittehs want to know where I've been. Well, it's a long harrowing tale of love, redemption and catnip.
That's right Tumblereapers: RELAPSE. I'm back on the 'nip. More later.
Awesome news! The boat we ordered finally arrived! We’ll be making AMPHIBIOUS LANDINGS before long!
If you or any kittehs you know FEAR NOT THE FAUCET hit me up by ASKING or SUBMITTING or TWEETING me.
CaptionCat's Greatest Hits
Today we look at my #CatFish
Huge breakthrough at the CatFish Academy today. I’ll just let the video do the talking.
If you or any kittehs you know FEAR NOT THE FAUCET hit me up by ASKING or SUBMITTING or TWEETING me.
CaptionCat's Greatest Hits
Today we look at my #CatFish
As you know, I’ve recently started a Tiger Auxiliary Corps to my #CatFish — my amphibious unit of Kittehs who FEAR NOT THE FAUCET. It was started by my good buddies Phyllis, Claudette and LaDonna and LaDonna’s brother, Tony (please don’t tease him about his name).
Here’s Pat and Clarissa, who are the only married couple in the Tiger Auxiliary. We thought at first that their relationship might hinder team-building, but it couldn’t be father from the truth. Still, we don’t let them be on the same team for Thursday night Boggle.
If you or any kittehs you know FEAR NOT THE FAUCET hit me up by ASKING or SUBMITTING or TWEETING me.
CaptionCat's Greatest Hits
Today we look at my #CatFish
As you know, I’ve recently started a Tiger Auxiliary Corps to my #CatFish — my amphibious unit of Kittehs who FEAR NOT THE FAUCET. It was started by my good buddies Phyllis, Claudette and LaDonna and LaDonna’s brother, Tony (please don’t tease him about his name).
This is DeJuan who was discovered by @ClickCat. Thanks Clickster! As you can see, DeJuan clearly has what it takes to be in the Tiger Auxiliary.
If you or any kittehs you know FEAR NOT THE FAUCET hit me up by ASKING or SUBMITTING or TWEETING me.
CaptionCat's Greatest Hits
Today we look at my #CatFish
As you know, I’ve recently started a Tiger Auxiliary Corps to my #CatFish — my amphibious unit of Kittehs who FEAR NOT THE FAUCET. It was started by my good buddies Phyllis, Claudette and LaDonna and LaDonna’s brother, Tony (please don’t tease him about his name).
Here’s Lemuel who is swimming in our Olympic-sized training pool. As you can see, he has some bits of coyote caught in his teeth and is trying to get it out. Floss regularly, Lemmy!
If you or any kittehs you know FEAR NOT THE FAUCET hit me up by ASKING or SUBMITTING or TWEETING me.
CaptionCat's Greatest Hits
Today we look at my #CatFish
CaptionCat’s #CatFish REJECT
This kitteh showed up at a recruiting center claiming he was 2 and old enough to join the #CatFish. Err… right. Cool story, bro.
Anyway, even though he shows much promise, we sent him back to his mama.
If you or any kittehs you know FEAR NOT THE FAUCET hit me up by ASKING or SUBMITTING or TWEETING me.
CaptionCat's Greatest Hits
Today we look at my #CatFish
As you know, I’ve recently started a Tiger Auxiliary Corps to my #CatFish — my amphibious unit of Kittehs who FEAR NOT THE FAUCET. It was started by my good buddies Phyllis, Claudette and LaDonna and LaDonna’s brother, Tony (please don’t tease him about his name).
This new recruit is Duquan (we call him Dookie). Here he is taking a short break from our rigorous training schedule. Even highly trained military machines like Dookie over here need some downtime.
If you or any kittehs you know FEAR NOT THE FAUCET hit me up by ASKING or SUBMITTING or TWEETING me.
CaptionCat's Greatest Hits
Today we look at my #CatFish
Even in #rehab, I’m hearing from my tiger-buddies Phyllis, Claudette and LaDonna (and LaDonna’s brother, Tony) about tigers who want to #JoinMe and my #Catfish. Here’s Bill and Bobbi, our first couple in the Tiger Auxiliary. I hope their relationship doesn’t cause any tension with the other tigers.
If you or any kittehs you know FEAR NOT THE FAUCET hit me up by ASKING or SUBMITTING or TWEETING me.
CaptionCat's Greatest Hits
Today we look at my #CatFish
I got a txt from LaDonna the Tiger early this morning from India where her and her brother Tony are vacationing. They’re staying at an all-inclusive resort with a waterpark and they found Charlemoix under the waterfall. She’s agreed to join the Tiger Auxiliary!
If you or any kittehs you know FEAR NOT THE FAUCET hit me up by ASKING or SUBMITTING or TWEETING me.
CaptionCat's Greatest Hits
Today we look at my #CatFish
My good buddy Christine sent Daisy along for consideration to join the #CatFish. She’s just testing the waters here, but you can see how there is not an ounce of FEAR in her eyes.
DOMINATING!
If you or any kittehs you know FEAR NOT THE FAUCET hit me up by ASKING or SUBMITTING or TWEETING me.
CaptionCat's Greatest Hits
Today we look at my #CatFish
This is Claude. He is one of our instructors here at the #CatFish Academy. Here he is taking a little break from their rigorous training schedule.
If you or any kittehs you know FEAR NOT THE FAUCET hit me up by ASKING or SUBMITTING or TWEETING me.
CaptionCat's Greatest Hits
Today we look at my #CatFish
CaptionCat’s #CatFish REJECT
This kitteh is holding on FOR DEAR LIFE. Not the sort of FEARLESSNESS we’re looking for here at the #CatFish. Maybe a nice, quiet desk job for him.
If you or any kittehs you know FEAR NOT THE FAUCET hit me up by ASKING or SUBMITTING or TWEETING me.
CaptionCat's Greatest Hits
Today we look at my #CatFish
