Finally! The delivery guy came with my ZANKOU CHICKEN. Worst. Munchies. Ever.
420, y’all.
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Finally! The delivery guy came with my ZANKOU CHICKEN. Worst. Munchies. Ever.
420, y’all.
Have you ever looked at your paws? I mean REALLY looked at your paws?
CaptionCat in #REHAB: Day 1
Like I said last night when I got here, the Kitty Ford Center is pretty sweet. It’s more like a spa or all-inclusive resort: awesome rooms, great noms and a VERY helpful staff (even if they are a bit intrusive). Only problem, of course, is NO ‘NIP, but I can live with that for a couple of weeks.
Honestly, not having @MarleyKatz around sniffing my butt every two minutes, I don’t really need the ‘nip.
Anyway, after we checked in, they split up me and @PatriceLeopard, as the rooms are too small for her giant leopard butt (the same leopard butt that smuggled in an iPad!). She’s sleeping outside au naturel, which is fine for this time of year in So Cali. I was forced to take a roommate, which I wasn’t crazy about, because as you can see, he’s a Ginger, but he turned out to be an AWESOME RUSSIAN KITTEH.
His name is Ivan Denisovich and as you can see, this little Ginger is hooked bad on the cigarrettes and gets kind of violent when you try and take them away. Other than that, he’s been pretty awesome as a roommate and Patrice seems to like him too.
Anyway, we’re just getting up for breakfast noms and whatnot, I’ll get back to ou later when I have a chance to pull out my contraband iPhone in private.
CaptionCat's Greatest Hits
Today we look at my time in REHAB
CaptionCat's Greatest Hits
In a cynical attempt to cash in on my fame and popularity while recycling old content, all week I am featuring the best of my Adventures in #WorldDomination!
Today, we're looking at how I roll on 4/20. Like a straight-up G, of course.
Wait. What? Did you say something?
CaptionCat's Greatest Hits
In a cynical attempt to cash in on my fame and popularity while recycling old content, all week I am featuring the best of my Adventures in #WorldDomination!
Today, we're looking at how I roll on 4/20. Like a straight-up G, of course.
Have you ever looked at your paws? I mean REALLY looked at your paws?
CaptionCat's Greatest Hits
In a cynical attempt to cash in on my fame and popularity while recycling old content, all week I am featuring the best of my Adventures in #WorldDomination!
Today, we're looking at how I roll on 4/20. Like a straight-up G, of course.
What up Tumblrockers? Kittehs be trippin’ at me all day. CaptionCat, do you really have a California Medical Nip License? Pic or it didn’t happen! Well, here ‘tis.
CaptionCat's Greatest Hits
In a cynical attempt to cash in on my fame and popularity while recycling old content, all week I am featuring the best of my Adventures in #WorldDomination!
Today, we're looking at how I roll on 4/20. Like a straight-up G, of course.
What up Tumblroompas? #WorldPremiere record time! My first #GrammyWinning single, Meow Na Mah Na is a journey through the aural landscapes of time, space and rhythm. It answers the musical question, “Is CaptionCat on the ‘nip again?” Well duh, of course I am, how do you think I’m such a #CreativeGenius? Don’t forget to check all my #MasterpieceQuality songs on my SoundCloud.
CaptionCat's Greatest Hits
In a cynical attempt to cash in on my fame and popularity while recycling old content, all week I am featuring the best of my Adventures in #WorldDomination!
Today, we're looking at EGOTQuest - My quest to win an Emmy, Grammy, Oscar and Tony!
CaptionCat in #REHAB: Day 1
Like I said last night when I got here, the Kitty Ford Center is pretty sweet. It's more like a spa or all-inclusive resort: awesome rooms, great noms and a VERY helpful staff (even if they are a bit intrusive). Only problem, of course, is NO 'NIP, but I can live with that for a couple of weeks.
Honestly, not having @MarleyKatz around sniffing my butt every two minutes, I don't really need the 'nip.
Anyway, after we checked in, they split up me and @PatriceLeopard, as the rooms are too small for her giant leopard butt (the same leopard butt that smuggled in an iPad!). She's sleeping outside au naturel, which is fine for this time of year in So Cali. I was forced to take a roommate, which I wasn't crazy about, because as you can see, he's a Ginger, but he turned out to be an AWESOME RUSSIAN KITTEH.
His name is Ivan Denisovich and as you can see, this little Ginger is hooked bad on the cigarrettes and gets kind of violent when you try and take them away. Other than that, he's been pretty awesome as a roommate and Patrice seems to like him too.
Anyway, we're just getting up for breakfast noms and whatnot, I'll get back to ou later when I have a chance to pull out my contraband iPhone in private.
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Kittehs in sinks are pretty awesome. Check out my UNABASHED COURAGE in the face of a running faucet.
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The Official CaptionCat Theme Song™
"Because I'm Awesome" by the similarly awesome Dollyrots.
Why? Because I'm Totally Awesome.
Are you awesome?
What up Tumblrockers? Kittehs be trippin' at me all day. CaptionCat, do you really have a California Medical Nip License? Pic or it didn't happen! Well, here 'tis.
Finally! The delivery guy came with my ZANKOU CHICKEN. Worst. Munchies. Ever.
420, y'all.
Wait. What? Did you say something?
Have you ever looked at your paws? I mean REALLY looked at your paws?
What up Tumblroompas? #WorldPremiere record time! My first #GrammyWinning single, Meow Na Mah Na is a journey through the aural landscapes of time, space and rhythm. It answers the musical question, "Is CaptionCat on the 'nip again?" Well duh, of course I am, how do you think I'm such a #CreativeGenius? Don't forget to check all my #MasterpieceQuality songs on my SoundCloud.
The MUSIC VIDEO drops THursday, so try and keep it in your pants until then, will you?
Word up Tumblrotics! @MarleyKatz has been bugging me to make a new animated GIF, like the one I made for him. Pesto! It's just me, showing off my #SWAG, like a straight-up G. Yeezy taught me that. Now, stop bugging me @MarleyKatz, I have to finish the mix on my #GrammyWinning single!
Waddaya think, Tumblrotics?