Friendly reminder that fan-made content (fanart, fanfic, fanvids, etc) are:

Whenever you feel like leaving a mean comment, anonymous hate or make a ~clever post about how ‘lol look at all of these overused tropes every fic writer crams into their fics’ remember you’re being a dick to someone who shared their work with you. You’re not being funny, you’re not being edgy, you’re not being brave for calling something out - you’re being a dick.

Concept: The Jurgen Leitner rant autotuned. Not like that one pop remix of it I found, just the entire rant read off as it is except it’s put in autotune. 

How do you think the “I Fucking Hate Jurgen Leitner” guy reacted to episode 80?

I mean, on the one hand, it has in person Jurgen Leitner. Stupid, idot, mutherfucking Jurgen Leitner.

But on the other hand, the episode ends with him being beaten to death with a lead pipe.

Do you think they just skip to the end of the episode every time? Or did they immediately stop listening to the episode when Leitner appeared? How did they feel about being right about his just being some rich guy collecting books?

this may legitimately be the single funniest thing i’ve ever read

real people stories

i really liked the part where the real life sentient blob of slime died in lava

Remember when Wilbur Soot, the youtuber, (who fucked a fish) founded a micronation then blew it up after waging a war for it & Philza, minecraft streamer, actually killed him for it (he is also his dad) (real people story)

“I hate obvious symbolism” bro shut up sun and moon couples are a pillar of our society

unpopular opinion: i need c!wilbur to hear about exile from c!dream

actually yeah, i need cdream to brag about it to cwilbur, thinking that he would be on the same side, only for it to be the biggest mistake he’s ever made

it’d fit so well in with c!wilbur needing to change his self perception; right now he’s using c!dream as measurement of how evil looks, and c!dream, to c!wilbur, isn’t evil right now. he’s his hero.

i want c!dream to feel so secure in his decision to revive c!wilbur, i want c!dream to never see it coming that c!wilbur would ever not be thankful to him, would ever not see him as his hero, when he knows about exile.

just like he thought “tommy, we were friends!” would work in the vault, i want him to think “wilbur, i saved you!” will work.

cphil to cwilbur: is there anyone else you need to talk to?

cwilbur: yeah wheres techno

eventually you realize you don’t want to die. you just don’t want to live the life you’re living. and slowly you try to create a life you want to live. just gotta start there.

no one needs to add “sounds fake but ok”, “no”, “well, not me”, “impossible”, etc. to this post. and i’d rather you not.

one day you think: I want to die.

and then you think, very quietly: actually. actually. I think I want a coffee. a nap. a sandwich. a book.

and I want to die turns day by day into I want to go home, I want to walk in the woods, I want to see my friend, I want to sit in the sun

I want a cleaner kitchen

I want a better job

I want to live somewhere else

I want to live

today’s to-do list/priority system

yay! you prioritized your tasks, but it’s flexible and you can physically move things around!

disney employees are starting a full week of walkouts leading to their big walkout on march 22nd, 2022. they’ve asked people to not use disney products during this week. (no disney+, hulu, espn, playing games, watching videos, reviewing/blogging about any of their IP, no going to the parks). this is a targeted and timed action you can concretely participate in.

they’re asking people to also support by using those hashtags and to sign their petition in solidarity.

it feels like tumblr is gradually going through a tower of babel event with all this skrunkly and plinko stuff that you can literally only understand if you were there when it happened and i for one think that's fantastic and should only be encouraged. i hope this site becomes a voynich manuscript for blorbo from my shows. i want to see tiktok and twitter users just try to steal posts you need an essay's worth of context with citations to understand.

PLEASE INTERACT if: you cant listen to music without bopping your head, mouth the lyrics to songs under your mask, nod during a lecture so the professor knows you’re listening, share your food when you think its delicious, like to watch the sunset, make playlists for your friends, like to clean, say i love you to your friends a lot, your favorite color is green or orange, drink 2+ cups of coffee per day, like rainstorms, wave to animals on the street, link arms when its cold outside for warmth, sing loudly when you’re alone