Protecting your reality, douchebag!

Walls have ears. Well, not walls. Trees have ears. Ducks have ears. Do ducks have ears? Must do. That’s how they hear other ducks.

“Why would it upset you?”

“Fucking stop grabbing my arse in public, John!”

“You think you can stop me? Good luck with that.”

#The best part #is that is EXACTLY #what it looks like

i cannot stop watching john’s face, he’s like ‘do i look like i give a shit, sherlock?’

CANNOT UNSEE

MY EYYYYEEES!

So on one of Moffat’s shows:

There is a brilliant Detective, with a strange name, who solves bizarre mysteries, who is tall, and alien from everyone else – and by this Detective’s side is a Partner of the same gender, who can kick butt, helps the Detective relate to the world around them, and who has a very normal name – and oh yes, they are in love.

And then on the OTHER show you have….

just saying

In which Sherlock is kidnapped and tortured, and someone unexpected comes to rescue him.

Isn’t it sexy?-Reactions

sherlock meta: if you watch the show you can clearly see that john and sherlock are in love

Bela Lugosi recites some Poe in The Raven (1935).

Cumbercupcake: BEN AS DR STRANGE

Love it!

Hang on, you thought it was in the sugar. You were convinced it was in the sugar.

Castle’s Guide To Grammar

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Interesting night out.

like can you imagine sherlock misbehaving so john denies him sex and wifi

"All right, Sherlock. Thank you for the tea, and for cleaning up the kitchen. Now you may have either sex or wifi, but not both."

"But John—"

"Not. Both."

"…"

"Well?"

"…I’m just trying to determine how long it will be before I’m allowed sex if I choose wifi."

God, they are so young there... baby hunters :-) Beautiful!