i wanna die like this

Acting like the crows won’t try to cheat the system.

Acting like the crows won’t snatch cigarettes outta people’s mouths.

Acting like murders won’t fight viciously for terf.

If they cheat the system then they earned it.

Crows reduce the rates of lung cancer by aggressively nabbing cigarettes, news at 11.

fuck it let’s just have public health policy via crows

What’s in your (school) bag? 👀

True Story

Available here! 

Cat tweets

this is the single best post on tumblr

By Missangest

aw booboo

My mom says I’ll always be in less trouble if I tell the truth and don’t lie .

When I Lie To My Mom And She Finds Out:

When I Tell The Truth Straight Up :

This is too funny, I hate that they used the x files song too!! 😂😂

Original link below from Angelmiico on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/Bk3L4clhoGC/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1xtifc0cz5nu3

@ all the spambots who r following me: thank you, u might be empty and artificial but so is the flimsy validation i gain from seeing my follower count rise

*googles number i dont recognize calling me instead of answering*

Kaminari has no fear

The Bakugo Tolerance Scale.

Me in the morning.

and when I try to get out of my bed

This is like installing Windows on a Mac.

I am physically required to reblog this or my heart will stop beating.

oh my god