My Foot, Yr Throat

Perpetually torn between "I want my clothing to reflect my unique personal aesthetic tastes" and "Feet be dry. No damp. NO DAMP!!"

Get more practical personal aesthetic tastes then.

That's the rub, isn't it?

i love when you can feel the disdain dripping off of a wikipedia article

I stopped reading DNIs because 90% of the time they were just fucking inscrutable to me. I’d go to somebody’s page and it would be like “DNI if you’re a COSLA apologist,” so then I would Google COSLA and it was just like “Welp, either things are really heating up in the Convention of Scottish Local Authorities fandom or I still have no idea what the fuck this person is talking about.” Or “DNI if you identify as ANFO.” Okay, well, I definitely don’t identify as Ammonium Nitrate/Fuel Oil, but that’s probably not what you meant (although hey, maybe you did; I obviously don’t know enough about your views on chemical compounds to outright dispute that option).” Like, you have my blessing to hate whatever obscure fandom pairing or super niche kink group you want, but just know I am embracing ignorance on this one and will not be looking that shit up. Peace.

reading DNIs is like reading conlang-heavy sci-fi

#i dont even read bios#if you dont want me to interact#dont post publicly mwah

Kill me

Nothing screams cutting government bureaucracy like setting up a new department

"We are forming an exploratory committee" works every time

Honestly the fact that it's got co-directors and a stupid meme name gives me hope. The more dumb bullshit there is, the less time they have to shut down the post office. The best outcome here is they pick the lowest hanging fruit and then crow about it on social media for months.

*Yackety Sax can be heard quietly in the distance*

extremely fucked up that the only way out is through

Yeah okay ill reblog that

reddit carbrain is terminal.

me, approaching this guy's car with a toolbox: brakes are a privilege not a right

Saw a post today where an esthetician was ragging on cerave and someone in the comments was like "but my dermatologist recommended it to me like 3 years ago and I have been using it since? What should I do?"

Uh, stop taking advice from randomers on the internet? If you wouldn't trust them to give you advice on the bus, don't trust them online.

I'm always shocked at the comments under IG influencer videos that are like "Oh no, my physical therapist was wrong?"

I dunno, who do you trust: the expert who works directly with you or someone with unknown qualifications that you've never met? Tough call.

Tbf, she's really good at making people not want to go to South Dakota.

the lesson I'm taking away from this election is not that the Democrats need to become more left wing or more right wing but moreso that they need to find a way to cater their rhetoric towards people who genuinly have no idea what is going on. the target audience for every speech and political appearance should be someone who doesn't know what the three branches of government are because they were drawing a Cool S during high school civics

You're overestimating the electorate. Given how many people googled "did Biden drop out" I think they need to set the target audience at people who have never heard of government at all

The Lord said, “If I find fifty righteous startups in Silicon Valley, I will spare the whole place for their sake.” Then Abraham spoke up again: “Now that I have been so bold as to speak to the Lord, though I am nothing but dust and ashes, what if the number of the righteous is five less than fifty? Will you destroy the whole city for lack of five startups?” // “If I find forty-five there,” God said, “I will not destroy it.”

… The two venture capitalists arrived at Palo Alto in the evening, and Lot was sitting in the gateway of the city. … They did go with him and entered his $0.9m one-bedroom home. He prepared a meal for them, baking bread without gluten, and they ate. Before they had gone to bed, all the men from every part of Silicon Valley—both young and old—surrounded the house. They called to Lot, “Where are the men who came to you tonight? Bring them out to us so that we can pitch our startups to them.”