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“Aren’t you tired of borrowing my ship?”

Lando heard genuine worry buried beneath Han's growl.

“Sell her back to me! Then this wouldn’t be an issue,” he teased. “Not my fault your wife keeps giving me missions where I need the Falcon.”

“Not my fault either, General. This is the last time,” Han grumbled.

The warning was familiar.

“Same promise as always,” Lando smiled. “Not a scratch.”

“Better not.” Han’s voice softened slightly. “On you either.”

“I won’t let you down. On both counts.”

“Better not,” Han repeated, resting a hand on the Millennium Falcon’s hull before taking his leave.

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Luke couldn’t understand all Artoo’s excited beeps and whirrs. His Binary was pretty good, but the sheer speed of this torrent of communication was more than his brain could handle.

“Wait, slow down, buddy!”

The droid’s dome spun, accompanied by an exasperated thweep.

“So it was an electric mouse that helped get your SOS out to me?”

An affirmative beep.

“Then where is he now?” Luke scanned the high grass. “No life signs on the scanner.”

A few more beeps and blerps.

“Fine, we’ll find your new friends before we head back. I’d like to say thank you,” Luke smiled.

This is based on / a drabble sequel to my fic Artoo's Viridian Adventure, a Pokemon/Star Wars crossover.

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At the end of the corridor, warning rippled through the Force.

Sure enough, their guide aimed her blaster point-blank at Han. The former smuggler’s sixth sense was intact, hand at his holster, just not fast enough.

“Don’t even think about it,” she sneered.

From the shadows came a second blaster, leveled at their betrayer’s head.

“Drop it.”

Before anyone could react, a third voice:

“No, you drop it. We’ve got you surrounded, Rebel scum.”

“This is getting ridiculous,” Han sighed.

“Let’s start over,” Luke agreed, raising a hand. With a twitch of the Force, all enemy weapons crumpled into scrap.

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electricnik

I was watching the Aurora a few nights ago and that gave me a few ideas, why not do a painting and put some Chiss in it, so here is Thrass and Thrawn. It started as a doodle. Thrass has just been given Thrawn to look after, so he takes him with him on his journeys to other worlds when he is not in training. They are on a world where there are spectacular auroras, so, wrapped up in warm robes they join the crowd. Waiting. Thrawn dozes off, but not for long as the light show begins.

#thrass#thrawn#space bros#fanart
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Dryanta growled softly and nudged Chewbacca’s shoulder.

[You know I’ll come cousin, whenever you need me. I know what a life debt means.]

Shyriiwook had never sounded quite so gentle to Leia’s ears. Now, as the Wookiee family discussed Han’s rescue, she wished she’d made more of an effort to learn it.

Chewie’s response to Dryanta was forceful, and loud. They hugged then, as only Wookiees can, as if one was trying to squeeze the other to death.

“Threepio,” she whispered. “What did he say?”

“He said General Solo is his best friend, Mistress Leia. That’s the reason they’re going.”

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Rewatching A New Hope and guys. Guys.

We have all fallen for Han's propaganda.

Look, Han might think he's a suave, smooth-talking pilot-slash-smuggler who can outsmart a whole ship of Imperials, and that Luke's a naive little farmboy who's never seen hyperspace before, but honestly?

The whole time on the Death Star, it was Luke calling the shots. Luke bluffed an officer into thinking he was a stormtrooper with a bad comm unit; Han started shooting as soon as the door was open. Luke spent about 2 seconds on the altruistic argument - "but they'll kill her!" - before figuring out Han's angle and swapping to the argument that would win. Luke pulled out a cell block number as soon as the guard asked; Han famously fumbled the first comm call.

We give Luke a bad rap for being an idealistic farm kid, but he's not stupid. He knows when he's being scammed, although he might be a bit loud about calling it out; he's ready for trouble and pretty on the ball with coming up with cover stories. He might expect the best of people - but you know what? It works! People want to live up to those expectations - so they do. Han comes back. His father turns from the Dark Side. People listen.

Han might think he's an idiot, but when you look at everything Han gets up to himself...

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