CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT HOW FREAKIN SMOOTH SEB IS LIKE I’M SO JEALOUS OF SHARON STONE RIGHT NOW
AND THAT BLUSH!! CAN HE BE ANY CUTER
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CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT HOW FREAKIN SMOOTH SEB IS LIKE I’M SO JEALOUS OF SHARON STONE RIGHT NOW
AND THAT BLUSH!! CAN HE BE ANY CUTER
I’ve been obsessed with these two seconds of this movie since I saw it for the first time, and huge props to Sebastian Stan for putting in these tiny gestures that have such huge impact and give so much insight into Bucky’s character and headspace, and it totally works in a 100% platonic way of course but allow me to OTP. He opens his mouth to start talking and aborts it, can’t get the words out, and then that part annoyed, part proud, part self-deprecating head shake. Damn it, Steve, you think I don’t know how strong you are? Why d’you gotta make things so hard? You’re such a fucking punk. You’re not an obligation. What do I gotta do to get it through your thick skull? Seeing you hurting is the worst thing I can think of. This ain’t altruism. You’re the center of my Goddamn universe, can’t see the stars for the sun, and you’d think I’d’ve outgrown that by now, but fuck if the older we get I don’t fall harder and harder. Inconvenient as all hell. “The thing is…” Christ, I really gotta spell this out for you, Stevie, huh? Fine. You’re the most frustrating little shit, y’know that?
mika on the italian xfactor is the cutest thing ever please can we keep him forever please dear god
please let’s throw in the trash all the other judges and let’s keep mika forever yes
no
because this is actually fucking true
this prick ass bitch
can
the only thing we can pick on him for is that he can’t cut fucking tomatoes
YEAH JUST TOMATOES
UGH I HATE THIS MAN
Not only that, but he also:
Some more stuff to add on to the list:
Totally reblogging this again already just for the truth in the comments.
And may I add, he can also
DAMN YOU CUMBERBATCH FOR MAKING ME FEEL SO INFERIOR I HATE YOU (I don’t really)
Guys, guys, guys, relax. You’ve also forgotten - he can’t draw cheese. That’s TWO whole flaws. We’re safe.
And top of all that: He reads amazing books on audio and even does different voices for them. He plays a sociopathic detective perfectly AND he can hide his many chins. It’s too much perfect for one bloody man. We should just send a crate of tomatoes to his house with a note saying “Enjoy your only imperfection, you marvellous bloody bastard!!!”