List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who reblogged something from you! Get to know your mutuals and followers 💕
Aww this is nice!
1) spending time with hb
2) leaving work early
3) someone else preparing/procuring food for me
4) jeni’s ice cream (the waffle bowls, specifically)
Shuffle your favorite playlist and post the first five songs that come up. Then copy/paste this ask to your favorite mutuals.
oh this is so fun!! ❤️ ty for sending this to me! I have literally 59 hr and 48 mins of music on this playlist so I’m v interested as to what’s gonna show up lol
and a bonus bc I’m gonna show them off forever since I of course am the #1 parasocialite
did it ever occur to you that maybe just maybe ... it could all have been avoided if you just wjejjckbkbmymymgmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.nmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnmmmmmmmnnmmmmnnnnnnmmmnnmmmmmm
no but fr tho I don’t actually have any sort of regrets like this in life so I have no idea what you’re talking about sry ¯\ _(ツ)_/¯
Should I text my ex tonight? It's been a month of no contact, but I miss her so much and I know that part of her misses me too.
In general, i would say to never text your ex, especially if there’s been a hard no contact for a bit. They’re your ex for a reason.
But I’m just a blogger on the internet who also happened to get back with their ex, so i think that as long as you’re fully prepared to handle the feelings and consequences that may come from texting them, whether they choose to reply to your message or not, you can do whatever you want. Just pls make sure that it’s actually what you what, you know?
I feel like both scenarios would just suck so baaaad like in both cases you're just ballooning up all huge like imagine if you were in a group of friends or random people and started swelling up! Would you not be embarrassed?? :(
I would be very embarrassed. That why I chose Aunt Marge. The ministry erases it from our memory.
That’s such a shitty would you rather, I mean I know they’re supposed to be set up that way but come on. Lol in one case you’re filled with blueberry juice the other you’re filled with air, in BOTH you’d be filled so HUGE to the point of almost exploding?? I’d HATE to see either one of those things happen to you because it’s like okay you’re gorgeous and have a nice figure then BOOM you’d be inflated into a big round ball! Sad times :( :(
Hahahahaha! Thanks! Forreal! Both of those options were super terrible things!
HAHA but what if you float away too high and you pop in the atmosphere?? What’s wrong with being blown up into a big fat blueberry? lol
The Ministry will get to me before I pop.
I just really don’t want to have to get squeezed and squeezed until all the blueberry is gone. It sounds really painful. I’d just rather float away free in the breeze. I’ll just pretend I’m flying.
And the forgetting about it thing is pretty big. I don’t want anybody to remember me getting blown up. Especially not me. Gross.
Ummm excuse me, hi, first of all, you’re really pretty so how dare you. Second, I have a weird “Would You Rather” question for you! Would you rather be blown up into a big fat blueberry and be rolled away (like Violet from WW) OR have your whole body inflated into a big round balloon and float away helplessly? (a la Aunt Marge in HP) Bonus points if you add a Violet/Aunt Marge GIF to your answer :)
Probably like Aunt Marge bc she got magiced back to normal without being juiced and got to forget the whole thing ever happened.
You're so beautiful. A goddess among the mortal. You could have anyone you want, you know? I just want you to know that I appreciate you a lot. I could probably even say that I love you. ;) Hope you show me some skin soon.
Oh, bb, you’re so sweet. Good thing I want you then. I love you too, cutie booty. ;) Hope you aren’t just using me for my bady.
Firstly Id like to say that you are very beautiful! My question is: Would you share your boyfriend in a sexual thing with any of your friends? LIke would you do a threesome? You seem very conservative, but you also seem like you might be into that.
Firstly, thank you so much for the compliment, and thank you a bunch for the message! :)
To answer your question, I could never do a threesome. For multiple reasons:
A) I am sooooooo incredibly selfish when it comes to him. Like, if any girl tries to anything more than talk to him on a friend-level, I get so incredibly uncomfortable. I could never imagine letting another person do the do with him. Like, ever.
B) That would mean somebody else is going to see me naked. That’s not happening. If I see myself naked, every sexytime thing stops immediately because I’m going to get all sad and self-conscious. Honestly, I’m still mega self-conscious about Oliver seeing me naked. A third person has zero chance.
C) Oliver isn’t down for some down-and-dirty time with an additional person. He won’t share me with another guy, and he doesn’t think that I should have to share him with another girl. And he doesn’t want any other girl except me. He is very very very monogamous-minded. He really believes that the sex is something intimate and representative of love, and he doesn’t want anyone else diluting his intimacy to or from me. And he thinks I’m so great and wonderful and beautiful that he doesn’t ever want anyone but me to love on him. (So even if was pro- “ménage à three-o” (as Jason Derulo says it), it would still be a no from him).
D) How could I ever look at my friend the same way again after? Like, “Hey, friend. I’ve seen you naked and in some compromising positions. And you’ve done some things with either me, or my bae, or both. But we’re still friends just the same as we were. Nothing awkward here!” Yeah, no. Awkward for everyone.
So ye. No threesome here. I honestly don’t understand the appeal of them at all, tbh. If you’re a fan of the ménage à trois, maybe you could explain to me why. Because I really really don’t get it. And I want to understand!
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