This is my favourite baroque painting

how fucked up would it be if an astronaut was coming back to earth and everybody hid for a bit

Look Closely: Torso panels of the new Discovery uniforms are tiny, metallic Starfleet deltas.

if you step on a person’s foot they open their mouths, just like trash cans.

Parallel Earth.

this movie was wild

a girl talk to me

This is the best post I ever seen on tumblr.

Meet Pamela, the chestnut girl! :D

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okay but like… why is “age of ultron” called “age of ultron”????? it’s wasn’t really an “age”, it happened over the course of like three days. it was more like a long weekend. it was the long weekend of ultron

Marketing probably didn’t think “Weekend at Ultron’s” would draw in the crowds.

sometimes your 13-year old self teach you things. good things.

re blogging for the artists that follow me

this is actually so damn important

I should do this at least once

:3

@milo-kun

Lol honest truth? When people started asking if that’s all I drew. =p

using microsoft word

*moves an image a mm to the left*

all text and images shift. four new pages appear. paragraph breaks form a union. a swarm of commas buzzes at the window. in the distance, sirens.

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

today on satan makes a blog post

Life tip: if someone slashes 3 of your tires, slash the 4th one yourself and blame it on the person who slashed the first 3. Now, your insurance will pay for it.

Life tip: If you slash 3 of their tires, hide out nearby until they discover their slashed tires. Take pictures of them slashing their fourth tire. Show police when they arrive on scene. Convicted of insurance fraud and still have to pay for tires.

i feel like i’m reading a Spy vs Spy comic in text format

- Safe -

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No but consider this...we saw the soft side of Mycroft in TFP...so they basically gave us Mycrosoft

Do continue with what you were doing

Wingardium Leviosa Potter, you were named so that every time a teacher yells at you they’re going to make stuff fly around the room. Your mother wanted to call you Fred, but I thought this would be more true to his memory.

okay this one is legit hilarious