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Reflections of an incompetent genius

@mycroft-valentine / mycroft-valentine.tumblr.com

30's. Florist. Geek. Gardener. Desisted/ex-trans. OSA Radfem. Everything in moderation, including moderation.
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yokowan

recently we were out on a hilltop taking photos of the comet and suddenly some car's headlights blind us from across the bay. literally four miles away.

who the fuck is out here with these nuclear fusion powered headlights. who puts naval searchlights on their fucking toyota tacoma.

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mesetacadre

Sodus Point, east of Rochester, NY

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apas-95

mystery solved

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one thing that drives me absolutely nuts is when ppl characterize princess bubblegum as like, a bubbly disney princess type of character. i know thats her name and shes pink but like yuo would only think this if you didnt watch a single minute of the show because literally the opening shot of season 1 episode 1 is pb doing science experiments on corpses

bubbline is not a “bubbly prep x moody goth” couple theyre a chill gay stoner x unethical scientist who is the dictator of a police state populated by people she made in her lab

everyone in the notes saying “this is why i hate pb” go to jail go to hell this post is about how much i love this woman i think her disregard for morality is sexy actually

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mamaterf

you know that scene from step brothers where they simultaneously hit each other and knock each other out at the same time? that’s what I hope happens to jake paul and mike tyson

I hope they bite each other

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dworkin-dork
We have a double standard, which is to say, a man can show how much he cares by being violent -- see, he's jealous, he cares -- a woman shows how much she cares by how much she's willing to be hurt; by how much she will take; how much she will endure.

Andrea Dworkin

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