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Satirical newspaper The Onion bought conspiracy bullshit InfoWars. I have been laughing for 5 minutes.
The Onion gains all their intellectual property, social media accounts, product inventory, and subscriber lists.
From the CEO of The Onion
say something funny
about house md
I started writing House MD fanfic in high school and because my autistic ass got into it so hard I was reading anatomy textbooks on break during my summer job when I was 16 I wrote a bunch of meticulously researched if dramatic and very "written by a 16 year old" fanfic. Like went and joined forums for each condition to describe them as accurately as possible. And like. Accidentally helped like. A bunch of people figure out what was wrong with them by essentially doing fully new medical description research bc I was obsessed with the toxic old man yaoi
old man yaoi saves lives
i’m losing my mind
STOP REBLOGGING THIS my phone is glitching an astronomical amount and I immediately knew the culprit was one of my tumblr posts gaining traction
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She's built like a Greek goddess 😍
slay the princess narrator wearing this
whoegver invented bananas really went off with bananas
name another fruit that's sweet, super filling, super nutritious, so soft that it barely requires any effort to chew, and that i can literally finish in 3 bites
name another fruit that can rotat e
name another fruit that can reahc mxaimun vlelocipy
Holy fucking shit of all the possibilities I did not see that one coming.
oh to be Spatula bunking down for a snowy night
Why does it feel weird and intimate to mention that someone was in even the most innocuous of your dreams? Sorry my subconscious decided to think about you for a second. You were a curator at an ice cream museum that was also my second grade classroom. If you even care.
