My Secret Shame

Never not thinking about the trans woman I met in a gay bar in a town I'll never go back to who said "gender roles are like chains, fun to use in bondage scenarios but largely irrelevant in daily life"

People who are not afraid to text you 40 times in a row and don’t take it personally if you haven’t replied are literally the most valuable members of our society and should be recognized as such

what the fuck

#it’s NOT inexplicable#it’s bc someone based it on the unicode 6 yellow heart#which is colorless but shaded with halftone dots#and someone interpreted that like stubble#and drew this#which is SO FUCKING FUNNY via @animusbell

OH MY GOD

THE REASON THE YELLOW HEART IS SHADED THAT WAY IS BECAUSE OF FUCKING HERALDRY HATCHING ISN’T IT

FUCK YEAH AUTISM LET’S GOOOO

big if true

wuthering heights retold as a series of airbnb reviews

#really awkward staff. rude host. ghost came through me window. stunning views though.#nice place. got mauled by a dog here but nice place. will stay again.#do NOT let them give you the attic room. refund!!!!!!!!#how the hell is this guy a superhost i am literally being held prisoner#0/5 stars very uncomfortable. couldn't rest. woke in torment tbh.

Oscar Isaac On "The Tonight Show"

Pic Is From The Announcement Of "Force for Change Prize", 2016

i keep seeing the gif set so here’s the video clip

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LeFou: Oop! Gaston: Everyone knows her father’s a lunatic. He was in here tonight, raving— [EDM plays] Gaston: Whoo! Slow down, Maurice. Maurice: [exclaims]

What gets me is they throw the glowsticks out with him.

passenger seat photo beaded curtain by noorann matties

Our dog likes licking his head and he just wanna be leave alone and digest what happened

just fuck my shit up

oh boy i wish someone would notice my cries for help! [someone actually notices] noooo i'm fine don't worry about me

I love seeing a meme and being like oh, tumblrs going to love this one

if i had to explain what tumblr is like i’d only show this

No one seems to be acknowledging the far funnier element of this, which is, that when you go to the commenter’s account, you find out they are actually fucking roleplaying as a sexually repressed skeleton and jjst really committed to the bit while everyone in the reblogs is talking about how much they hate minors or whatever. thank you kharak the skeleton servant of the almighty lich king