You realise that Tumblr played a big part in your formative years when you end up on here every time you have insomnia.

If someone could turn off my brain that'd be great. Either sleep or a bullet in the head will work. Thanks.

capitalism be like “die now”

Turns everyone into ((Bread))

Megoosta

Get that SHIT off my screen!!!!!!

Seeing a rage comic on 25th December 2019 is the worst thing tumblr has ever done to me

bUT SEX ED IN SCHOOL WILL CORRUPT THE CHILDREN IT’S OKAY THEIR PARENTS WILL TELL THEM

Im the parent putting doctor pepper in my kids bottle

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FREE 24/7 suicide hotlines:

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ALWAYS REBLOG WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING LIKE THIS PLEASE; ITS SO MUCH MORE THAN IMPORTANT TO PEOPLE. IT MEANS EVERYTHING TO SOMEBODY AND EVEN THOUGH YOU MIGHT NOT SEE THIS IN THE SAME LIGHT, SOMEONE MIGHT. INFACT YOU REBLOGGING THIS COULD STOP SOMEONE TAKING THEIR LIFE TONIGHT.

I noticed there isn’t one here for Ireland, so

Irish free suicide helpline: 01-116 123

Mickey Mouse says:

I’m bad at art but someone make some “help Hong kong” art with micky, get it goin

Is this what you’re looking for?

Hey, boost this? Actually?

Disney is fucking huge in China so yeah. Fuck shit up.

reasons that i was going 9 mph over the speed limit today: the lumberjack in the big red chevy truck behind me on this double-lined road was in a hurry and also was using a slightly more powerful bluetooth radio to play his music, but he was using the same frequency that i use, and he was just playing Party In The Usa on repeat, so every time he caught up to me my music started fading out and “i pUT MY HANDS UP THEY’RE PLAYIN MY SONG” started blaring from my speakers and i was justly running for my fucking life

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD I JUST KEEP PICTURING SOME POOR SOUL SWEATING AND STARING AT THIS TRUCK IN THEIR REAR VIS MIRROR WITH PARTY IN THE USA PLAYING IS THIS A SCENE FROM AN ACTION MOVIE

This needs to be a scene in a horror movie on a two-lane highway surrounded by corn fields 

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

i wish someone had told me at 13 that depriving yourself of food and sleep is very much a form of self harm

hey kids i know sometimes things are very rough, and feeling like ur in control of ur suffering can be a coping mechanism for a while, but pls eat and sleep, and try to be gentle to yourself if you can

An incel gamer who calls himself a nice guy, decapitated a 17 year old girl “who wouldn’t give him a chance” after she went on a date with another guy.

WHAT

even after reading the article… is this for real?

and still there are people who think we [women] are exaggerating when we say men will literally kills us for denying their advances.

not only did he kill her. he took her fucking head off and posted it for everyone to see.

Please be careful with ace positivity tags right now, people have been posting images of her body in those tags.

They.

HAVE.

WHAT!?

and dont forget no microtransactions

And is a complete game with no missing elements. The DLC is only additional content that is separate from the main game, and doesnt lock you out of any content for not owning it.

Even the preorder bonuses weren’t exclusive, you could just unlock them sooner.

it’s almost like people enjoy offline, single-player, story-based games. 

no one:

absolutely no one:

not a single soul:

faustus blackwood:

Drunk Parents (2019) dir. Fred Wolf

no offense but two characters running from the authorities and then one of them pulls the other in a dark, small alley to shake them off and they’re both breathing hard and there’s not much space there and they’re looking at each other while trying to hold back chuckles and one of them brings their finger to their lips playfully in a ‘shhh’ motion while smirking and oh no now they’re looking at one another’s lips and one of them whispers “i think the coast is clear now. we could leave.” and the other says “yeah. we could.” but they’re still looking at the other person’s lips and neither make a move to go and they can feel each other’s breath against their skin and. y eah

I absolutely hate it when my mother makes me cry