20 day star wars challenge | day 18 || favourite duo/friendship: anakin skywalker and ahsoka tano
“you’re stuck with me, skyguy.”
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20 day star wars challenge | day 18 || favourite duo/friendship: anakin skywalker and ahsoka tano
“you’re stuck with me, skyguy.”
noah fence but a rogue stormtrooper inciting a rebellion and then becoming a jedi is a way more compelling redemption story than a privileged white boy who murders his father in cold blood then pouts about it because he feels a little bad
People still clamoring for Kylo to be redeemed honestly fucking mystify me.
I mean for fucks sake, he killed Han Solo, his own father, to stop him from destroying a weapon that had already killed several BILLION or even TRILLION people across a whole system of worlds. That was something Kylo had absolutely NO problem participating in. The creation and use of a machine ten times more powerful then the DEATH STAR. And then when given the chance to end the First Order, who were behind this and so many other horrible acts, he decides instead to take command of it.
The BEST, the absolute BEST redemption this piece of scum should be allowed to get is something akin to Vader, does one good thing, realizes he was wrong, and then dies. Cause he does NOT deserve a happy ending.
what TLJ probably meant: poor Kylo Ren look he had a reason to come into the Dark Side his own uncle tried to kill him :’((( it’s also all Luke’s fault, blame him, he gave up on Ben so easy!!
what I, an intellectual, learned form TLJ: if Luke “there is still good in you dad Vader” Skywalker takes one look at Ben Solo’s mind and thinks this one is irredeemable then well, shit, I absolutely believe him
Kylo: luke tried to kill me when I was just a child!
What Rey Should have Said: And if he had then you wouldn’t have DESTROYED MULTIPLE PLANETS
Kylo: …..
Rey: YOU SLAUGHTERED BILLIONS
Kylo: …….
Rey: YOU MURDERED CHILDREN WITH A LASER SWORD
Kylo: okay but Luke…tried to kill me…
Rey: Because he saw your future where you murdered children and blew up planets
Kylo: Okay but if I WAS DEAD that would be BAD for me personally
Rey: But good for the billions of innocent people who you brutally murdered
Kylo: But…bad…for me…
So
TRAGIC
Rey: I don’t think you understand how this “Sad Backstory” thing works
Not just that, but literally IMMEDIATELY after almost getting killed by Luke he goes and kills all of the other jedi-in-training who won’t follow him. His first action after almost being killed, because Luke thought he was going to be evil, was murdering people.
I still can’t find the logical connection here like why would that be your second step
Kylo Ren: Luke planned to kill me because he unfairly judged me as being a monster!
He was so convinced I was evil he was going to kill me!
SO I MURDERED A TON OF CHILDREN
And then joined a bunch of space fascists
And helped them blow up half a dozen planets
Rey: Well
you sure proved him wrong
Kylo Ren: If Han Solo were here, he would tell you how wrong you are
Rey: Well, isn’t that just piss-poor planning on your part?
All I can now think of is that bit from Simpsons
“I can’t help being the way I am!
When I was younger my parents were brutally murdered right before my eyes
BY ME”
what TLJ probably meant: poor Kylo Ren look he had a reason to come into the Dark Side his own uncle tried to kill him :’((( it’s also all Luke’s fault, blame him, he gave up on Ben so easy!!
what I, an intellectual, learned form TLJ: if Luke “there is still good in you dad Vader” Skywalker takes one look at Ben Solo’s mind and thinks this one is irredeemable then well, shit, I absolutely believe him
I have done my part to be responsible for my end of being spoiled.
don’t you dare give me a obi-wan film without ewan mcgregor
real talk lads the second i see leia in the last jedi i’m gonna burst into tears right in the fucking cinema
Poe Dameron
X-wing mechanic, 2017 commission
i already love them
people are tagging this as “finally we know who rey’s parents are” and i, as the person who wrote the original tweet and runs that account, would like to apologize for not using that caption in the first place.
Star Wars: The Last Jedi Official Teaser
This is the writer of the Aftermath series folks
Han Solo - Smuggler. Scoundrel. Hero. A new Star Wars Story begins. http://strw.rs/61368VsGa
some fun star wars valentine’s day cards to share with friends!! +bonus nihilism
bonus:
It’s official. STAR WARS: THE LAST JEDI is the next chapter of the Skywalker saga. In theaters this December. http://www.starwars.com/news/the-official-title-for-star-wars-episode-viii-revealed?cmp=smc%7C785924868
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