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People still clamoring for Kylo to be redeemed honestly fucking mystify me.

I mean for fucks sake, he killed Han Solo, his own father, to stop him from destroying a weapon that had already killed several BILLION or even TRILLION people across a whole system of worlds. That was something Kylo had absolutely NO problem participating in. The creation and use of a machine ten times more powerful then the DEATH STAR. And then when given the chance to end the First Order, who were behind this and so many other horrible acts, he decides instead to take command of it.

The BEST, the absolute BEST redemption this piece of scum should be allowed to get is something akin to Vader, does one good thing, realizes he was wrong, and then dies. Cause he does NOT deserve a happy ending.

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corezi

what TLJ probably meant: poor Kylo Ren look he had a reason to come into the Dark Side his own uncle tried to kill him :’((( it’s also all Luke’s fault, blame him, he gave up on Ben so easy!!

what I, an intellectual, learned form TLJ: if Luke “there is still good in you dad Vader” Skywalker takes one look at Ben Solo’s mind and thinks this one is irredeemable then well, shit, I absolutely believe him

Kylo: luke tried to kill me when I was just a child!

What Rey Should have Said: And if he had then you wouldn’t have DESTROYED MULTIPLE PLANETS

Kylo: …..

Rey: YOU SLAUGHTERED BILLIONS

Kylo: …….

Rey: YOU MURDERED CHILDREN WITH A LASER SWORD

Kylo: okay but Luke…tried to kill me…

Rey: Because he saw your future where you murdered children and blew up planets

Kylo: Okay but if I WAS DEAD that would be BAD for me personally

Rey: But good for the billions of innocent people who you brutally murdered

Kylo: But…bad…for me…

So

TRAGIC

Rey: I don’t think you understand how this “Sad Backstory” thing works

Not just that, but literally IMMEDIATELY after almost getting killed by Luke he goes and kills all of the other jedi-in-training who won’t follow him. His first action after almost being killed, because Luke thought he was going to be evil, was murdering people.

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avada-matata

I still can’t find the logical connection here like why would that be your second step

Kylo Ren: Luke planned to kill me because he unfairly judged me as being a monster!

He was so convinced I was evil he was going to kill me!

SO I MURDERED A TON OF CHILDREN

And then joined a bunch of space fascists

And helped them blow up half a dozen planets

Rey: Well

you sure proved him wrong

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bartfargo

Kylo Ren: If Han Solo were here, he would tell you how wrong you are

Rey: Well, isn’t that just piss-poor planning on your part?

All I can now think of is that bit from Simpsons

“I can’t help being the way I am!

When I was younger my parents were brutally murdered right before my eyes

BY ME”

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corezi

what TLJ probably meant: poor Kylo Ren look he had a reason to come into the Dark Side his own uncle tried to kill him :’((( it’s also all Luke’s fault, blame him, he gave up on Ben so easy!!

what I, an intellectual, learned form TLJ: if Luke “there is still good in you dad Vader” Skywalker takes one look at Ben Solo’s mind and thinks this one is irredeemable then well, shit, I absolutely believe him

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