Sorry to say, but they do the exact same thing for humans too.

It’s amazing how people in the notes and comments are absolutely FURIOUS at me for the included Frozen comparison. Special shout out to everyone trying to prove that real people look like this.

Not to mention that when people edit these characters to have better facial proportions, the originals look like bizarre fish people.

How humans draw themselves is always fascinating to me

op why are you speaking like you aren’t human i’m scared

Eh…perhaps read my blog description.

this post has EVERYTHING

I think I know the reason for why people prefer “unrealistic” animation.

For some reason, humans really don’t like things that look like humans but aren’t quite human. Hence why a lot of people are uncomfortable with movies with animation like Monster House and The Polar Express. It looks too realistic to us and sets us off.

Scientists call this the “Uncanny Valley” effect and its thought to be an evolutionary tactic for survival.

The funny part is. No other animals that we know of experience the uncanny valley effect. Only humans. Which leaves the question: what was out there that mimicked humans so well and was so dangerous to us that we evolved to have this as a tactic for survival?

Oh hell yeah this is what I’m here for

Which leaves the question: what was out there that mimicked humans so well and was so dangerous to us that we evolved to have this as a tactic for survival? 

@hitodama89

Okay, I’ve seen this thread a dozen times before, but not with this addendum.

i made the original post in the throes of unmedicated depression because that’s where my sense of humor was at the time. i don’t check my activity page. seeing it barge onto my dash months later with +250k notes and this exchange attached to it like a bunch of rattling tin cans attached to the tail of a rabid dog running loose is fucking WILD

So sometime after whenever humans developed the uncanny valley effect, did we just hunt this mysterious predator to extinction? Or did it die out on it’s own? Or did it evolve as well into something… else? Could it still be living on Earth today?

Idk why dont we ask the “people eating cryptid” who claims to be from a species that’s easy to hide and apparently passes as human who’s like, 3 reblogs above this?

Hey fun fact;

Back when Homo sapiens weren’t the end-all of hominids, we also had some other two legged “humanish” cousins like the Neanderthals, Denisovians, and more!

There were nine different species of “humans”

By 10,000 years ago, they were all gone. The disappearance of these other species resembles a mass extinction. But there’s no obvious environmental catastrophe – volcanic eruptions, climate change, asteroid impact – driving it.

Instead, the extinctions’ timing suggests they were caused by the spread of a new species, evolving 260,000-350,000 years ago in Southern Africa: Homo sapiens.

Neanderthal skeletons show patterns of trauma consistent with warfare.

Like language or tool use, a capacity for and tendency to engage in genocide is arguably an intrinsic, instinctive part of human nature.

Optimists have painted early hunter-gatherers as peaceful, noble savages, and have argued that our culture, not our nature, creates violence. But field studies, historical accounts, and archaeology all show that war in primitive cultures was intense, pervasive and lethal.

Basically: the reason we as Homo Sapians find other human-ish figures unsettling and have an instinctual fear/aggression response called “The Uncanny Valley” is because we literally TOOK OVER THE WORLD by hunting down and killing every other hominid on the planet.

Dunno if the “9 species of hominid genocide” was a result of uncanny valley or the cause of it, but it’s a pretty sure bet to guess they’re linked.

Read more about it here :)

This is a wonderful post.

Except, there are genetic indicators that there was some ‘mixing’ also going on (says the person with some Neanderthal genetics). So apparently we didn’t kill them all. 

Source I linked to is wikipedia, but I have read some academic articles I was too lazy to look up.

The genocide theory is now considered thoroughly obsolete. While there was definitely physical conflict between modern humans and Neanderthals (we have found one Neanderthal skeleton that we think, but can’t prove, was murdered by a modern humans, there was also a lot of mating.

The lead theory now is that rather than killing all the Neanderthals, we actually out-competed them.

The Neanderthals had adapted to a very specific environment, in very specific ways. They were almost entirely reliant on hunting big game. Because they were cold-adapted, they probably had greater caloric needs.

For a while it all worked out. They got the cold plains just south of the glaciers, and we got the tropics. Then the climate changed, the glaciers melted, and some schmuck went and invented clothes.

The more adaptable species spread, and the less adaptable one faded…but again, there was mating.

By mating with Neanderthals, we picked up useful genes…and gave their species a legacy. But it’s even possible that they would have gone extinct without our input at all.

It’s not impossible we committed species-level genocide, but it’s unlikely.

(We still don’t know enough about the Denisovans to know what happened there, but there was definitely mating).

uncanny valley is right between the fuck mountains is what I’m getting here

In my History 110 class I learned that the ones that weren’t killed were kept as sex slaves, very interesting day in class.

Ramen - Corpse Husband x Reader

*This is a break from what I normally write for but I wanted to give it a shot! This is not meant to be an actual depiction of corpse, it’s just what I picture!!*

Request: “A suggestion for corpse - reader is comforting him during an anxiety attack/manic episode or during the few times he goes outside? Ooo maybe a song fic for his new song Agoraphobic? Honestly you could write anything and I’d love it to pieces queen”

“There’s nothing wrong with top ramen, you classist.” the deep rumbling voice of your boyfriend makes you pause your trek into the kitchen to spin on your heel as you gape mockingly at his audacity.

“I love ramen as much as the next person but you literally have nothing else in your pantry and I’d prefer if you didn’t die from malnutrition.” you insist, grabbing your purse from the kitchen counter to rummage for your keys.

Corpse huffs quietly as he sits up from his reclined position on the couch, resting his chin on the back of it as he stares at you thoughtfully “Okay but if I eat the shrimp flavored ramen tonight then it’s basically like I’m getting carbs and seafood all in one, so..”

He relents when he narrowly dodges the crumpled receipt you plucked out of your bag and launched at him, but the amusement in his eyes fades to nervousness once he closes the passenger door of your car.

You eye him carefully as you hesitate in turning the key in the ignition, “If you want to write me a list of things you need, I don’t mind going stag.” you assure him, your past tone of teasing dissipated from your voice. He offers you a small smile and waves a hand in response, but you can’t help but notice the tremors of his hand as he waves it through the air.

The drive to the grocery store is relatively quiet, but the closer you get to the store, the louder the jingling of Corpse’s bracelets gets as he repetitively fidgets with the jewelry and bounces his leg in an attempt to release some of his energy. Without taking your eyes off the road, you reach out your hand towards him, smiling when you feel his larger hand engulf yours. You weave your fingers in between his, the cold steel of his rings offsetting the warmth that radiates from his palm.

The jostling of his leg slows slightly when you begin to rub your thumb in small circles across his knuckles, quietly humming to yourself both out of habit and to provide another distraction for him.

“…Are you deadass humming one of my songs right now?” Corpse asks in amused exasperation, so caught off guard that he’s momentarily distracted from his rising concerns of being in public.

You sputter indignantly, unwilling to admit that it was the first thing that came to mind, “If you didn’t want me to sing agoraphobic then you shouldn’t have put it up on youtube!”

He bursts into a fit of laughter at your words, hunching forward in his seat so far that you can’t see the shit-eating grin that you know for a fact is plastered across his face. Your mouth presses into a line as you try to resist the urge to join in on his contagious laughter, but you do your best to resist so as not to give him any more satisfaction with himself. 

Once his laughter finally dies down, small giggles still escape his lips as he lifts your hand up to press a small kiss to the back. “Y’know I love you” he murmurs, making you the tips of your ears feel hot as you smile, “even if you are a closet simp for me.”

Your smile morphs into a scowl as you tug your hand out of his grasp, “Just for that I’m banning you from getting any shrimp flavored ramen.”

“FUCK”

*I know this is short but like should I write more for Corpse? so many decisions to make*

Holding Out - Corpse x Reader

Request: “first kiss with corpse?”

*I was so tempted to do POV shifts from Y/N to Corpse, but I decided against it. Should I make a part two that cover this from Corpse’s POV??*

The sunlight streaming in through the windows splashed across your face, making it impossible to stay asleep any longer. Still groggy from sleep and annoyed from being woken up, you shift and throw an arm over your eye in an attempt to shield yourself from the light. You bolt upright when your hand makes unexpected contact with something, or someone who let out a low huff of surprise. 

You quickly turn your head to the source of the noise and the victim of your unintentional attack to see Corpse squinting at you blearily, clearly just having woken up himself. He gingerly lifts a hand to his cheek, his thumb brushing over a bright red spot that had your name written all over it.

“Oh my god, I’m so sorry” you blurt out, feeling guilty for having woken him up and feeling twice as guilty for waking him up by accidentally hitting him in the face because you felt the urge to be dramatic in the morning.

He remains quiet for a moment, removing his hand from his cheek to stretch his arms above his head, a raspy sigh slipping past his lips. You make a genuine effort to keep your eyes from wandering, having promised yourself a long time ago that you would not let your crush on Corpse jeopardize your close friendship, but you couldn’t help but catch a glimpse of the bare skin of his stomach as his shirt rode up slightly from his stretching.

After giving himself a moment to stretch and feel more coherent, he cracks a smile, shaking his head as he reaches a hand up to brush across his cheek once more. “I’ve been woken up in worse ways” he teases, his voice still thick with remaining traces of sleep.

The corners of your mouth tug upwards in relief that he’s not upset with you and he’s still able to be his usual witty self so early in the morning.

“Didn’t anyone tell you? Sleepovers are a contact sport” you retort, making his smile widen to the point where the corners of his eyes begin to crinkle, not that you pay attention to things like that of course, since you were most definitely in complete and total control over your feelings for Corpse, right??

You have to make a conscious effort to refocus on the moment at hand instead of allowing yourself to fall into yet another thought spiral of grappling over your feelings for your best friend. As you refocus, it’s nearly impossible to avoid looking at the mark on his face, the color having faded to a softer pink thankfully.

With feelings of guilt still washing over you, you chew on your lower lip before throwing the covers off of the two of you, pressing your hands against his side in an attempt to shove his larger frame out of bed. 

“C’mon, let’s go to the kitchen so I can at least ice your cheek as my way of making up for it.”

Corpse groans in mock annoyance but he willingly drags himself out of bed and allows you to drag him into the kitchen, your arm looped through his to make sure he wouldn’t try to hop back into bed for just 5 more minutes of rest. He leans back against the counter of his cramped kitchen space, waiting patiently as you rummage through his drawers, having spent so many nights that you know the kitchen like it’s your own. With a couple of ice cubes placed into a plastic bag and covered with a dish towel, you finally feel ready to take on your new found role of being his nurse. 

You brush past him and set the bag on the counter, placing your hands firmly on the countertop in preparation to boost yourself up to sit. Before you have a chance to hoist yourself up, you feel a pair of large hands grip your waist and place you on the countertop with ease.

“As much as I’d love to sit and watch you struggle to climb onto the counter, this seemed like the better plan.” he smirks, moving his hands from your waist to rest on the countertop on either side of your legs.

“Yeah yeah yeah” you mutter, rolling your eyes and grabbing the cloth covered ice to refocus on the task at hand. Now that you’re more fully awake and don’t have the glaring light of the sun in your eyes, you have the chance to get a good look at where you accidentally clocked him. The small splotch on his cheek had faded almost completely, but you couldn’t help but frown when you realized you must have accidentally scratched him with your fingernail, a small red raised line being the only remaining evidence of the events this morning.

You furrow your brows at the sight before pressing the ice against his skin, eyeing him carefully to see if he was more hurt than he was letting on. “Christ, you’re acting like I’m on my deathbed” he chuckles, doing his best to try to assuage your worry.

“If you don’t stay still, you will be” you threaten, removing the bag of ice from his cheek to see if the raised line had faded away. Setting the bag down behind you, you grab his chin with your thumb and forefinger, feeling the coarse stubble of his unshaven face as your tilt his head to the side to get a better look. He indulges you, although he’s unable to wipe the amused smirk off his face at your antics.

After confirming that the raised line was nowhere to be found, you let out a sigh of relief. You could rest easy now knowing that he wouldn’t come away with any scratches or bruises.

Now being able to clear your mind of guilt, your eyes widen as you become increasingly aware of how close Corpse is to you. Your face is mere centimeters from his, your hand still gripping his chin as he stands in between your legs that dangle off the countertop. You feel your heart begin to hammer away in your chest and you quickly release your grip and drop your hand to rest at your side. His dark eyes flash to meet yours, his expression unreadable as the two of you stay frozen in place, anxiously waiting for the other to react first.

Just as you’re wracking your brain with some lame ass joke to diffuse the sudden tension, Corpse presses his lips against yours, nearly making you melt on the spot. You had daydreamed about this moment for so long that your brain stopped working for a split second. At the feeling of his warm hands snaking up to rest on your waist, you snap back into motion, wrapping your arms around his neck to pull him closer. The feeling of his soft lips and his familiar calming scent drive you half mad with happiness, still at a loss for how your best friend could possibly feel the same about you.

You’re not quite sure how much time passes before he pulls away slightly, his eyes still closed as he rests his forehead against your own. Your breathing is ragged as you try to let your brain catch up to your pounding heart. You shudder when you feel the warmth of his breath fan over you, making his lips look even more irresistible. 

His eyes finally flutter open, dark gaze staring so intensely at you that you feel pinned to the spot. He tenderly presses a kiss to the tip of your nose, making you break out into a breathy smile.

“Fuck..you’ve been holding out on me this whole time?” he murmurs questioningly, his hand lifting up from your waist to run his thumb over your bottom lip.

Instead of offering a reply, you flash him a wicked grin, hooking a finger into the dangling chain around his neck and pulling his lips back down to meet your own. What a morning this turned out to be.

Best Friends With Corpse HC’s

Request: “So I be hardcore simpin for corpse and I love your works. Was wondering if maybe you could write like a platonic!reader x corpse fic? 😘😘😘”

*Alright y’all, I’ve been crazy stressed lately so it’s gonna be a HC list instead of a fic because I don’t think I have the ability to write a full thing right now lmfao*

Everyone struggles with this feeling. 

But you know exactly how much work you put into your art, how many hours and how much care and love went into your pictures and no matter the amount of likes or retweets you get, you KNOW the worth of your work.

I’ve had this feeling bothering me a lot lately and I know I’m not alone out there, so here’s some positivity for all of you from my main artblog!

Smudge.

I know that Jake Munro isn’t that very popular in fan fiction, but I’ve been into his complexion and style for so long that I have decided this must be done. You can thank @keplerisnotsmart for spurring on the title and this story idea. This is my first full fledged fan fiction about him so be kind and only give constructive criticism, it will be greatly valued. Any who, enjoy reading!

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Insecure

Request: Can you do a roommate fluff where the reader is noticeably just avoiding eating and all that and corpse tries to comfort her and reassure her.

A/N: This is a bit heavier than I have written but I hope you guys like it. Please remember you are beautiful no matter your body type. I am always here if you need to talk and my DMs are always open for you to message me. I love you guys. Also thank you so much for 500+ followers!!!

Warnings: Angst. Body image issues. Cursing. fluff at the end.

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Reblog if you write fanfic and would be totally down with your followers coming into you askbox and talking to you about your fic

It’s been a minute since I’ve written a fic, but hopefully I still have some admirers out there!

Some words to use when writing things:

Appetite -  craving, demand, gluttony, greed, hunger, inclination, insatiable, longing, lust, passion, ravenousness, relish, taste, thirst, urge, voracity, weakness, willingness, yearning, ardor, dedication, desire, devotion, enthusiasm, excitement, fervor, horny, intensity, keenness, wholeheartedness, zeal

Arouse -  agitate, awaken, electrify, enliven, excite, entice, foment, goad, incite, inflame, instigate, kindle, provoke, rally, rouse, spark, stimulate, stir, thrill, waken, warm, whet, attract, charm, coax, fire up, fuel, heat up, lure, produce, stir up, tantalize, tease, tempt, thrum, torment, wind up, work up

Assault -  attack, advancing, aggressive, assailing, charging, incursion, inundated, invasion, offensive, onset, onslaught, overwhelmed, ruinous, tempestuous, strike, violation, ambush, assail, barrage, bombard, bombardment, crackdown, wound Beautiful -  admirable, alluring, angelic, appealing, bewitching, charming, dazzling, delicate, delightful, divine, elegant, enticing, exquisite, fascinating, gorgeous, graceful, grand, magnificent, marvelous, pleasing, radiant, ravishing, resplendent, splendid, stunning, sublime, attractive, beguiling, captivating, enchanting, engaging, enthralling, eye-catching, fetching, fine, fine-looking, good-looking, handsome, inviting, lovely, mesmeric, mesmerizing, pretty, rakish, refined, striking, tantalizing, tempting Brutal -  atrocious, barbarous, bloodthirsty, callous, cruel, feral, ferocious, hard, harsh, heartless, inhuman, merciless, murderous, pitiless, remorseless, rough, rude, ruthless, savage, severe, terrible, unmerciful, vicious, bestial, brute, brutish, cold-blooded, fierce, gory, nasty, rancorous, sadistic, uncompromising, unfeeling, unforgiving, unpitying, violent, wild Burly – able-bodied, athletic, beefy, big, brawny, broad-shouldered, bulky, dense, enormous, great, hard, hardy, hearty, heavily built, heavy, hefty, huge, husky, immense, large, massive, muscular, mighty, outsized, oversized, powerful, powerfully built, prodigious, robust, solid, stalwart, stocky, stout, strapping, strong, strongly built, sturdy, thick, thickset, tough, well-built, well-developed Carnal -  animalistic, bodily, impure, lascivious, lecherous, lewd, libidinous, licentious, lustful, physical, prurient, salacious, sensuous, voluptuous, vulgar, wanton, , coarse, crude, dirty, raunchy, rough, unclean Dangerous -  alarming, critical, fatal, formidable, impending, malignant, menacing, mortal, nasty, perilous, precarious, pressing, serious, terrible, threatening, treacherous, urgent, vulnerable, wicked, acute, damaging, deadly, death-defying, deathly, destructive, detrimental, explosive, grave, harmful, hazardous, injurious, lethal, life-threatening, noxious, poisonous, risky, severe, terrifying, toxic, unsafe, unstable, venomous Dark -  atrocious, corrupt, forbidding, foul, infernal, midnight, morbid, ominous, sinful, sinister, somber, threatening, twilight, vile, wicked, abject, alarming, appalling, baleful, bizarre, bleak, bloodcurdling, boding evil, chilling, cold, condemned, creepy, damned, daunting, demented, desolate, dire, dismal, disturbing, doomed, dour, dread, dreary, dusk, eerie, fear, fearsome, frightening, ghastly, ghostly, ghoulish, gloom, gloomy, grave, grim, grisly, gruesome, hair-raising, haunted, hideous, hopeless, horrendous, horrible, horrid, horrific, horrifying, horror, ill-fated, ill-omened, ill-starred, inauspicious, inhospitable, looming, lost, macabre, malice, malignant, menacing, murky, mysterious, night, panic, pessimistic, petrifying, scary, shadows, shadowy, shade, shady, shocking, soul-destroying, sour, spine-chilling, spine-tingling, strange, terrifying, uncanny, unearthly, unlucky, unnatural, unnerving, weird, wretched Delicious - enticing, exquisite, luscious, lush, rich, savory, sweet, tasty, tempting, appetizing, delectable, flavorsome, full of flavor, juicy, lip-smacking, mouth-watering, piquant, relish, ripe, salty, spicy, scrummy, scrumptious, succulent, tangy, tart, tasty, yummy, zesty Ecstasy -  delectation, delirium, elation, euphoria, fervor, frenzy, joy, rapture, transport, bliss, excitement, happiness, heaven, high, paradise, rhapsody, thrill, blissful, delighted, elated, extremely happy, in raptures (of delight), in seventh heaven, jubilant, on cloud nine, overexcited, overjoyed, rapturous, thrilled Ecstatic -  delirious, enraptured, euphoric, fervent, frenzied, joyous, transported, wild Erotic -  amatory, amorous, aphrodisiac, carnal, earthy, erogenous, fervid, filthy, hot, impassioned, lascivious, lecherous, lewd, raw, romantic, rousing, salacious, seductive, sensual, sexual, spicy, steamy, stimulating, suggestive, titillating, voluptuous, tantalizing Gasp -  catch of breath, choke, gulp, heave, inhale, pant, puff, snort, wheeze, huff, rasp, sharp intake of air, short of breath, struggle for breath, swallow, winded  Heated - ardent, avid, excited, fervent, fervid, fierce, fiery, frenzied, furious, impassioned, intense, passionate, raging, scalding, scorched, stormy, tempestuous, vehement, violent, ablaze, aflame, all-consuming, blazing, blistering, burning, crazed, explosive, febrile, feverish, fired up, flaming, flushed, frantic, hot, hot-blooded, impatient, incensed, maddening, obsessed, possessed, randy, searing, sizzling, smoldering, sweltering, torrid, turbulent, volatile, worked up, zealous Hunger -  appetite, ache, craving, gluttony, greed, longing, lust, mania, mouth-watering, ravenous, voracious, want, yearning, thirst Hungry -  avid, carnivorous, covetous, craving, eager, greedy, hungered, rapacious, ravenous, starved, unsatisfied, voracious, avaricious, desirous, famished, grasping, insatiable, keen, longing, predatory, ravening, starving, thirsty, wanting Intense -  forceful, severe, passionate, acute, agonizing, ardent, anxious, biting, bitter, burning, close, consuming, cutting, deep, eager, earnest, excessive, exquisite, extreme, fervent, fervid, fierce, forcible, great, harsh, impassioned, keen, marked, piercing, powerful, profound, severe, sharp, strong, vehement, violent, vivid, vigorous Liquid -  damp, cream, creamy, dripping, ichorous, juicy, moist, luscious, melted, moist, pulpy, sappy, soaking, solvent, sopping, succulent, viscous, wet / aqueous, broth, elixir, extract, flux, juice, liquor, nectar, sap, sauce, secretion, solution, vitae, awash, moisture, boggy, dewy, drenched, drip, drop, droplet, drowning, flood, flooded, flowing, fountain, jewel, leaky, milky, overflowing, saturated, slick, slippery, soaked, sodden, soggy, stream, swamp, tear, teardrop, torrent, waterlogged, watery, weeping Lithe - agile, lean, pliant, slight, spare, sinewy, slender, supple, deft, fit, flexible, lanky, leggy, limber, lissom, lissome, nimble, sinuous, skinny, sleek, slender, slim, svelte, trim, thin, willowy, wiry Moan - beef, cry, gripe, grouse, grumble, lament, lamentation, plaint, sob, wail, whine, bemoan, bewail, carp, deplore, grieve, gripe, grouse, grumble, keen, lament, sigh, sob, wail, whine, mewl Moving -  (exciting,) affecting, effective  arousing, awakening, breathless, dynamic, eloquent, emotional, emotive, expressive, fecund, far-out, felt in gut, grabbed by, gripping, heartbreaking, heartrending, impelling, impressive, inspirational, meaningful, mind-bending, mind-blowing, motivating, persuasive, poignant, propelling, provoking, quickening, rallying, rousing, significant, stimulating, simulative, stirring, stunning, touching, awe-inspiring, energizing, exhilarating, fascinating, heart pounding, heart stopping, inspiring, riveting, thrilling Need -  compulsion, demand, desperate, devoir, extremity, impatient longing, must, urge, urgency / desire, appetite, avid, burn, craving, eagerness, fascination, greed, hunger, insatiable, longing, lust, taste, thirst, voracious, want, yearning, ache, addiction, aspiration, desire, fever, fixation, hankering, hope, impulse, inclination, infatuation, itch, obsession, passion, pining, wish, yen Pain -  ache, afflict, affliction, agony, agonize, anguish, bite, burn, chafe, distress, fever, grief, hurt, inflame, laceration, misery, pang, punish, sting, suffering, tenderness, throb, throe, torment, torture, smart Painful -  aching, agonizing, arduous, awful, biting, burning, caustic, dire, distressing, dreadful, excruciating, extreme, grievous, inflamed, piercing, raw, sensitive, severe, sharp, tender, terrible, throbbing, tormenting, angry, bleeding, bloody, bruised, cutting, hurting, injured, irritated, prickly, skinned, smarting, sore, stinging, unbearable, uncomfortable, upsetting, wounded Perverted -  aberrant, abnormal, corrupt, debased, debauched, defiling, depraved, deviant, monstrous, tainted, twisted, vicious, warped, wicked, abhorrent, base, decadent, degenerate, degrading, dirty, disgusting, dissipated, dissolute, distasteful, hedonistic, immodest, immoral, indecent, indulgent, licentious, nasty, profligate, repellent, repugnant, repulsive, revolting, shameful, shameless, sickening, sinful, smutty, sordid, unscrupulous, vile  Pleasurable -  charming, gratifying, luscious, satisfying, savory, agreeable, delicious, delightful, enjoyable, nice, pleasant, pleasing, soothing, succulent Pleasure -  bliss, delight, gluttony, gratification, relish, satisfaction, thrill, adventure, amusement, buzz, contentment, delight, desire, ecstasy, enjoyment, excitement, fun, happiness, harmony, heaven, joy, kick, liking, paradise, seventh heaven  Rapacious-  avaricious, ferocious, furious, greedy, predatory, ravening, ravenous, savage, voracious, aggressive, gluttonous, grasping, insatiable, marauding, plundering Rapture -  bliss, ecstasy, elation, exaltation, glory, gratification, passion, pleasure, floating, unbridled joy Rigid -  adamant, austere, definite, determined, exact, firm, hard, rigorous, solid, stern, uncompromising, unrelenting, unyielding, concrete, fixed, harsh, immovable, inflexible, obstinate, resolute, resolved, severe, steadfast, steady, stiff, strong, strict, stubborn, taut, tense, tight, tough, unbending, unchangeable, unwavering Sudden -  abrupt, accelerated, acute, fast, flashing, fleeting, hasty, headlong, hurried, immediate, impetuous, impulsive, quick, quickening, rapid, rash, rushing, swift, brash, brisk, brusque, instant, instantaneous, out of the blue, reckless, rushed, sharp, spontaneous, urgent, without warning Thrust -  (forward) advance, drive, forge, impetus, impulsion, lunge, momentum, onslaught, poke, pressure, prod, propulsion, punch, push, shove, power, proceed, progress, propel (push hard) assail, assault, attack, bear down, buck, drive, force, heave, impale, impel, jab, lunge, plunge, press, pound, prod, ram, shove, stab, transfix, urge, bang, burrow, cram, gouge, jam, pierce, punch, slam, spear, spike, stick Thunder-struck - amazed, astonished, aghast, astounded, awestruck, confounded, dazed, dazed, dismayed, overwhelmed, shocked, staggered, startled, stunned, gob-smacked, bewildered, dumbfounded, flabbergasted, horrified, incredulous, surprised, taken aback  Torment - agony, anguish, hurt, misery, pain, punishment, suffering, afflict, angst, conflict, distress, grief, heartache, misfortune, nightmare, persecute, plague, sorrow, strife, tease, test, trial, tribulation, torture, turmoil, vex, woe Touch -  (physical) - blow, brush, caress, collide, come together, contact, converge, crash, cuddle, embrace, feel, feel up, finger, fondle, frisk, glance, glide, graze, grope, handle, hit, hug, impact, join, junction, kiss, lick, line, manipulate, march, massage, meet, nudge, palm, partake, pat, paw, peck, pet, pinch, probe, push, reach, rub, scratch, skim, slide, smooth, strike, stroke, suck, sweep, tag, tap, taste, thumb, tickle, tip, touching, toy, bite, bump, burrow, buss, bury, circle, claw, clean, clutch, cover, creep, crush, cup, curl, delve, dig, drag, draw, ease, edge, fiddle with, flick, flit, fumble, grind, grip, grub, hold, huddle, knead, lap, lave, lay a hand on, maneuver, manhandle, mash, mold, muzzle, neck, nestle, nibble, nip, nuzzle, outline, play, polish, press, pull, rasp, ravish, ream, rim, run, scoop, scrabble, scrape, scrub, shave, shift, shunt, skate, slip, slither, smack, snake, snuggle, soothe, spank, splay, spread, squeeze, stretch, swipe, tangle, tease, thump, tongue, trace, trail, tunnel twiddle, twirl, twist, tug, work, wrap  (mental) - communicate, examine, inspect, perception, scrutinize Wet - bathe, bleed, burst, cascade, course, cover, cream, damp, dampen, deluge, dip, douse, drench, dribble, drip, drizzle, drool, drop, drown, dunk, erupt, flood, flow, gush, immerse, issue, jet, leach, leak, moisten, ooze, overflow, permeate, plunge, pour, rain, rinse, run, salivate, saturate, secrete, seep, shower, shoot, slaver, slobber, slop, slosh, sluice, spill, soak, souse, spew, spit, splash, splatter, spout, spray, sprinkle, spurt, squirt, steep, stream, submerge, surge, swab, swamp, swill, swim, trickle, wash, water Wicked -  abominable, amoral, atrocious, awful, base, barbarous, dangerous, debased, depraved, distressing, dreadful, evil, fearful, fiendish, fierce, foul, heartless, hazardous, heinous, immoral, indecent, intense, mean, nasty, naughty, nefarious, offensive, profane, scandalous, severe, shameful, shameless, sinful, terrible, unholy, vicious, vile, villainous, wayward, bad, criminal, cruel, deplorable, despicable, devious, ill-intentioned, impious, impish, iniquitous, irreverent, loathsome, Machiavellian, mad, malevolent, malicious, merciless, mischievous, monstrous, perverse, ruthless, spiteful, uncaring, unkind, unscrupulous, vindictive, virulent, wretched Writhe -  agonize, bend, jerk, recoil, lurch, plunge, slither, squirm, struggle, suffer, thrash, thresh, twist, wiggle, wriggle, angle, arc, bow, buck, coil, contort, convulse, curl, curve, fidget, fight, flex, go into spasm, grind, heave, jiggle, jolt, kick, rear, reel, ripple, resist, roll, lash, lash out, screw up, shake, shift, slide, spasm, stir, strain, stretch, surge, swell, swivel, thrust, turn violently, tussle, twitch, undulate, warp, worm, wrench, wrestle, yank 

//MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS - HERE IS THE ANSWER TO THE PROBLEM OF FINDING THAT RIGHT WORD!!!!!

I’ve reblogged it before, and I’ll reblog it again

Saving this for laters….

This is very helpful

Thank you for this 💖💖

Saw this on Twitter and thought it was super cute!

Google your name followed by:

*your name* fantasy gown

*your name* fantasy crown

*your name* fanstasy weapon

Create your fantasy outfit and tag 5 people to show you theirs!

Ummm sorry but Geralt of Rivia ain’t gonna know what hit him baby!

Tagging some peeps, show me yours!!

@iloveyouyen @littlefreya @dancingwendigo @onlyhenrys @achaoticaugust @thelastsock @the-soot-sprite @killjoy-assbutt-1112 @fishcustardandclintbarton and anyone else who wants to join!

I wasn’t tagged but I LOVE this idea!

I’m gonna tag @blondecoffeecake​ @iwillbeinmynest​ @sdavid09​ @vintagevalentinex​ and @like-a-bag-of-potatoes​  and anyone else who wants a go.

Yes!! I am loving my results, too

Tagging @itsanerdlife @meganlpie @themcuhasruinedme @unleashthebeees @hymnofthevalkyrie @cassiopeiassky @sgtbxckybxrnes and of course anyone who wants to do this!!

I wasn't tagged either but uwu, I don't wear dresses really but I thought this was cool. Tagging @buckybarnesthehotshot @cas-thedumbass @natasha-danvers @stargazingfangirl18 @ballyhoobarnes @drabblewithfrannybarnes and anyone else who thinks this is cool and wants to give it a go!

ooooooh i am an opulent axe-wielding bitchhh

tagging: @chuckbass-love @sylvie-writes @tinymalscoffee @marvelinsanity​ @heyiamthatbitch​ 

I wast tagged but like, y e s

I'd care if the person I reblogged this from committed suicide.

Reblog this from anybody. literally. ANYBODY. even if you dont like them or even know them that well. YOU COULD SAVE THEIR LIFE.

gif cred belongs to @hools​

requested by anon “Hi could I please request a corpse x reader where they’re both imposter and flirting the whole time but it’s reader who makes HIM blush and all flustered? I think it would be super cute, thank you.”

imagine making corpse husband flustered

“lizzie’s body was in medbay,” corpse spoke after reporting said girl’s body.

“so, what are we thinking, boys?” felix sighed. “self report?”

you blinked in surprise. that was a fast accusation. but you couldn’t even deem it as logically suspicious, seeing as your name was highlighted in red at that moment.

“it’s not me,” corpse chuckled. “n/n saw me scan in medbay earlier, right?” you smiled to yourself, staring expectantly at your screen. “y/n?”

your smiled widened. “sorry, i just wanted to hear you say my name again.” everyone burst into teases and laughs, but you persisted, “yeah, i saw him scan. lizzie did, too, i believe, but uh..”

“she’s dead,” toast finished for you with a laugh.

“yeah,” you giggled in agreement.

“corpse?” felix called out. “you still there?”

there was a pause. “.. yeah. just.. yeah.”

“aw, n/n, you made him flustered!”

“corpse, tell us, are you blushing?”

this pause was even longer than the last. “.. shut up.”

gif cred belongs to @lum1natrix​

requested by anon “can i get anything with sean x reader? your writings for him are so- 😳👀👌💘💝💕”

imagine jacksepticeye gushing about you on camera

sean had been playing party animals with felix, joel, pj, corpse, and dave. in between rounds and after getting totally crushed, he wheezed, “you all are virgins for using weapons.”

“jack, if any of us were to be a virgin still, it would be you,” felix retorted, making the other boys laugh. sean frowned at his camera.

he turned to the door of his recording room and shouted, “y/n!” that made them laugh harder.

felix imitated through his laughter, “jack really was like, ‘oh, yeah? im a virgin? let me get my girlfriend in here!’”

“she’s not even home right now,” sean sighed. 

“aww..”

“she’s a hard working woman,” sean praised. “she told me this morning she has six meetings on top of a charity event she’s hosting tonight.” the boys expressed their surprise. “yeah. she’s crazy, but like, crazy good at what she does, you know?”

“simp.”

“shut up!”

Before I started drawing MCSM fan-arts I was in an art block for six months. I don’t feel like drawing, I am uninspired to draw anything, with all the real life struggles, etc. Overall, it is a painful experience. As an artist you are meant to grow, but I was not. After I played the game I wanted to draw these loveable characters. I draw more and more, and I couldn’t have been happier. I have to thank Telltale’s MCSM team for bringing Story Mode to my life. You changed my perspective in life in many ways through the stories you bring to us. I cannot thank you enough.

And, no, this is not a goodbye hahah I’ll be posting more mcsm fan-arts here. I’ve got A LOT of sketches to finish and I can’t wait to show it to you all :) Happy New Year 2018, everyone! Cheers!