FOR I AM THE SHAPESHIFTER

I hath decided to do the trick or treating huzzah!!

I shalt likely grant one of the following l (do feel free to specify which of these if thou doth wanteth)

1) a cryptic prophecy *malicious honking* (the trick is the treat)

2) a goosish perspectives on matters (to put otherwise useless life advice and nonsensical proverbs)

2) a goose thou does remind me of

3) a goth or folk song thou doth remind me of.

4) a meme (oOoOoOh I hath mastered the art of computer for I art a tech savvy goose).

*honks aesthetically and majestically*

the goosey is getting spookey

(also to add I can make one of my cursed goose posters but for your kintype, the ones with the coquette geese slut shaming people in shakespearean English. like so:)