Whenever I post or enter a room I want thee to imagine this song playing.
In the time where I return to the trees and do my wolf things, which do not concern thee, please respect my right to privacy/joking. In this time I collect rubbish from my local scrubland area. Amongst said rubbish I have found MULTIPLE pairs of underwater. Keep in mind the only water one might swim in is a knee deep creek (at best, majority of it only reaches the ankle or shin), which is also HEAVILY polluted. Not to be controversial, but I fear you must put your dick away. So sorry babes💔
Think about this duckling the next time you become tempted to engage in sexual intercourse in nature. Is it truly the want of thee for this innocent creature to grow up surrounded by thine UNDERPANTS?!!?! THY PANTALOONS?!!?!!
Dear human friends (an original poem from a nonhuman perspective)
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I went down a rabbit hole hunting porn bots and now my tumblr dash is going to be so messed up.
Got to put my prey drive to use somehow. This is the closest I can get to creeping through the grass and hunting small creatures to bring back to my nest.