Things I’ve done at school

Wrote a horror piece for a creative writing test and had to be pulled out by the school counsellor for a mental health check
Ran after kids making assorted animal noises when they pulled the legs off lizards.
During a test I cut up the working out paper to make a short book about poop. This happened often.
I had a hyperfixation on pigs so every time we got a creative writing assignment I wrote about pigs. The teacher banned me from writing about pigs so I wrote about boars instead.
Accidentally threw a metal baseball bat at my teacher and hit her in the shin
Sticky taped a piece of cheese to a tree to try catch a rat
Brought bugs the classrooms (numerous times for numerous reasons some purposeful others by accident )
Made rude finger out of blocks in year three. Teacher was not impressed.
Collected rubbish for my collection and kept it in the classroom (in my own space)
Stabbed myself with a led pencil
Taught conservative Christian kids how to swear
The skibidi toilet/brony/lin Manuel Miranda/roblox/peter griffin death pose/bakudeku Romeo and Juliet mpreg English projects.