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FOR I AM THE SHAPESHIFTER

@mxmorbidmidnight / mxmorbidmidnight.tumblr.com

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mydeerjuno

does anyone have recommendations for canine gear that's a little subtle? something I can wear to work :-)

I already have paws drawn onto my converse !!

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capn-atlas

maybe... okay so its not really gear but like if ur hair looks okay with a headband on u can wear one and it sorta feels like ears? idk if that's what u were looking for but yeah

Small necklaces that fit around the neck might be of use. If alternative leaning chokers are not aloud in thine place of employment perhaps try a simple necklace, that does fit around the neck as a collar. A small pointed ear cuff is another option. If thou can weareth thine own jackets, perhaps a coat lined in a fluffy sort of material. Similarly coordinating colour in a manner that does match the pattern of a particular dog breed.

In addition if excessive makeup is not allowed, perhaps contouring and highlighting in places to slightly and subtly mimic the facial structures and features of thine kin type. I often use makeup and jewellery to match my kin types, natural symbols as well as tying flowers and feathers in my hair. Similar aspects may be implemented that will be known only by thee and disregarded by prying eyes. I do hope this is of assistance. Honk!

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Oh my! Deary me!! It sure is a cowabummer I can’t mimic the sounds of my bird kintype!

HONK HONK HAUR HAUR!!!! ART THOU SURE ABOUT THAT!!? Buckle thine seat belts dear!! Do I have a gadget for thee!!! HONK! This device is used by both hunters and bird watchers to attract wildlife. Tis a bird whistle!! Bird whistles do come in many forms and are able to mimic a range of bird calls. I have recently gotten my claws on one. This is what it looks like:

Honk!!! My what a happy looking hen!

Of thou art a fan of subtle therian gear that does not raise suspicion, this is quite the marvellous option. The only risk here is that it people might think you’re vaping.

Anywho! These are the sounds it does make! (Beware if you are sensitive to sound or are using headphones, the whistle does sound quite sharp and shrill)

This is the vintage shop I bought from:

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