Very good, thine goose, for thou hath got it in one!

Huzzah!!!!

Introduction :3 (Please read this before following)

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collective names--- Captain, Atlas, Anna, Cheshire, and moots can use Atty/Addy

collective pronouns--- any/all, especially neos

collective genders--- agender, genderfluid. our genderfluidity is somewhat due to our plurality

quick alter intros---

we are an endogenic system. Anti-endos will not be tolerated on this blog. If you are anti-endo, please DNI. Endo-neutrals are okay.

we are not collectively aro/ace, though I, the host, am, and any of us will likely never be in an out-of-sys relationship.

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theriotypes--- brown wolf (Anna), black cat (Anna), brown rat (Anna), moth (not sure what type) (Anna), red fox (Lennon), meerkat (Enzo), prairie dog (Enzo), border collie (Riko), t-rex (Eva)

fictionkin-types--- Cheshire Cat (Alice in Wonderland) (Anna), Mabel (Gravity Falls) (Eva)

otherkin-types--- alien (Anna, Riko, and Eva), deer cryptid (Anna), angel (Anna and Athena)

objectkin-types--- doll (Anna), puppet (Anna)

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current interests--- Only Murders in the Building, Wednesday (the show), Wicked (the musical and book)

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BEFORE YOU FOLLOW:

DNI:

other than that, be respectful to us and we'll be respectful to you.

REQUESTS:

beloved moots--- @mxmorbidmidnight @pocketsizedking @specss00 @thelab-experiment

userboxes (all by @kthecritter) under the cut!

Honk honk! I art loving thy new blog theme captain and crew! Now the crew has acquired this vessel, what chaos will they do? We shalt see shalt see. Thrice may it be them forevermore.

…..what kind of cookies do you have grandmama?!!!

made of….cookie….trhey are real….NOT fake made of dirt……real…..

Hold up!! If you art truly my grandmammamama mee maw peee pooopawpaw noot noot toot toot spaghetti in a boot boot, boo boo pooo moo banana nanna pop pop slip slop then what is the secret ingredient to the cookies.

Time is ticking🫵🔥 you got games on your phone? 🫵🤨⁉️⁉️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

Like I said…..I’m onto you “grandmama” 🤨🫵⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️🔥‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️⁉️🤨🤨🤨⁉️

do y'all also have mutuals whom you’re actually a fan of? like everytime u see them on your dash u just,,,,, “u go mutual that’s my mutual!!!!! i love u mutual!!!! i can’t even believe we’re mutuals i don’t deserve u!!!! keep being u mutual!!!”

@dootznbootz @nikoisme @masterofthewarcry @n0phis @kebriones @ellilyre

@ralburry !!

2/3 mods of aroacesafeplaceforall (i don’t know how this happened i am 100% not worth their following)

@mxmorbidmidnight this is me to you

HONK!!! RAAAAAHHH thank you!!!! That’s how I saw you as well when you first followed me!

names for my beloved moots

@mxmorbidmidnight - Parody/Mythya (pronounced Mithia, bcuz u are a myth that can only be found if you call “SHAPESHIFTER SHAPESHIFTER SHAPESHIFTER” in the dead of night on a full blood moon)

@solzinstarzzz - Sage (already given)

@raccoons-under-a-trenchcoat - Bandit (cause raccoon)

@thelab-experiment - Xean/Xeya (pronounced Zean/Zaya) (idk why)

@creature-on-the-run - Maia/Maya (Maui+the Y in Calypso+A cause i wanted to)

@pocketsizedking - Pop Rox/Rox (pocket and you put rocks in pockets so pop rocks so pop rox)

@depressedquetzal - Quentin/Quen (QU for QUetzal)

@theoneandonlypatches - Stitch (because patches need stitches and stuff)

@reggie-the-dyke Gail/Gale (becuz u give me those vibes idk man)

if u want a name send me an ask and we'll give u one

edit: Eva made these! glit forgot to sign off tho haha so yeah

HUUTKGXJXFJxWSVJ!!! I love my name thank you Eva!!!

Honk honk!! I love the new names Lumin!!

⛧𓋹⛧𓋹⛧⛧𓋹⛧𓋹⛧⛧𓋹⛧𓋹⛧⛧𓋹⛧𓋹⛧⛧𓋹⛧𓋹⛧⛧𓋹

𝑇𝐻𝐸

𝑆𝐻𝐴𝑃𝐸𝑆𝐻𝐼𝐹𝑇𝐸𝑅

ᚠ ᚢ ᚦ ᚫ ᚱ ᚲ ᚷ ᚹ ᚺ ᚾ ᛁ ᛃ ᛇ ᛈ ᛉ ᛋ ᛗ ᛏ ᛜ ᛚ

I greet thee dear, welcome to my blog. I am The Shapeshifter, The Wizard Goose, Plague upon John of England *menacing honking*. I am a Witch and a feral beast. I spend these days in which I suspend casting runes, spitting tricksome prophecies and harassing the English monarchy. How I have come here I know not, but joyous I am to converse with thee. I hope thou may find a thing of sorts here, whether it be comfort, whimsy, disturbance or perhaps the cup of dice.

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I am called many names. Shapeshifter. Versipellis, Gerstaltwandler, ilcruthach, Vormveranderaar. All words meaning Shapeshifter. As well as Werewolverine, Lovecat, Dracaena, She-wolf and Jackalope Hare. These names I did snatch into my claws while doing historical, mythological, folkloric and etymological research. If you wish to know the etymology and history of these names look upon this post

🕸️What art thou to call me? however you please. Choose one in the previous list or assign me thine own title. As long as it is done with respect I shalt answer. To be given a name is a great honour. 🕸️

⛧𓋹⛧𓋹⛧⛧𓋹⛧𓋹⛧⛧𓋹⛧𓋹⛧⛧𓋹⛧𓋹⛧⛧𓋹⛧𓋹⛧⛧𓋹

I fall under the definition of nonhuman, I take many forms. Most notably a goose. Much of the posting thou may see upon here is I, The Mighty Goose, Plague upon John of England violently honking or screeching in Shakespearean. I often find myself taking forms such as that of a siren, Dracaena, Wolverine, Harpy, Jaguar, Bin Chicken, Hyena and jackrabbit. The forms in which I might take are boundless as the ways of water across this sphere. For I am whatever I please.

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☾ I bear connection to mythological and folkloric shapeshifters, as to be they are ballads of myself or perhaps a close friend ☽

My gender is fluid. The pronouns I do favour art he/she/it, preferably alternating between the three as I cannot be confined by one singular. I am polyamorous and queer. OOooOooOh hOnK hOnK

As of now I am writing The Shapeshifter. A ballad describing my identity. Here you may find what of it has been released. For the past four years I have been crafting a novel series. It is influenced by folklore and mythology, containing queer, nonhuman and disabled characters.

𝑃𝑂𝐸𝑇𝑅𝑌 𝑆𝐴𝑀𝑃𝐿𝐸𝑆

The Shapeshifter's lament (part of the Shapeshifter)

The Shapeshifter

Vivamus Moriendium Est

Fight Dog

The Verdict

𝑀𝑌 𝑁𝑂𝑉𝐸𝐿

Lore

Character intro

I am disabled and neurodiverse. I have FND, tourettes and POTs and I am a cane user (in need of a wheelchair but unable to access). I have OCD, ADHD, sensory processing and likely autism. I will often post about disability advocacy on this blog. I am apart of the goth subculture (my favourite bands art The Cure, Inkubus Sukkubus, Sisters of mercy, Bauhaus, Scary Bitches, Coctaeu twins). I am interested in classical literature, History, Folklore, Paganism, vulture culture, Etymology, Shakespeare and gothic horror. I will on occasion post images of my goth makeup upon this platform. I art a minor, be freaky and thou shalt be CURSED I say! grime of a chicken hearted mutt upon thee for thou art liver bellied and foul as a cattle foot in a yew stump.

Boundaries:

I AM A MINOR!!!! I will not private message with adults, adults can interact with my blog but private messaging is off the table. DNI: perverts and bigots. I don’t mind images of dead animals as long as it isn’t a dead goose. Please don’t send me pictures of dead, injured or cooked geese.

Tags:

#the shapeshifter's riddles : my poems

#morbid lore : to do with my ongoing ye olde goose feud with the entirety of Britland.

#challenge of the goose: answering riddle requests

#morbid's gaggle : interactions with moots

#morbid midnight : I tend to tag all my posts under this tag.

#morbid Reblogs

And now I must return to unionising the cows under lesbianism against John of England. Upon thee I wish plentiful fruit, soft sun upon thine cheek, much bounty and many adventures to seek. May the skin of your palms be coarse to the Strike of a bramble. So says The Shapeshifter

HOKK HONK HONK!!! NEW INTRO POST HONK HONK HONK (guess who figured out those emoji symbol thingies)

"I don't wanna be compared to that song! It's depressing!" Have you considered I may have seen your beauty through the sound of the indescribable guitar chords?

Have you ever considered that maybe the miscellaneous vocals of the Cocteau twins remind me of your soul?!!!

alaas, i am not that smart actually and that is not the correct answer. good guess though! I was just using slayful as I guess a placeholder word or something like that, because all the other words i was thinking of would have given it away.

here is a reiteration of the riddle:

try and move, for you cannot,

for in my wake have you been caught,

i do not race, I am not frail,

for I am a slimy ______

good luck!

Tis the answer quicksand?

tch no, you were on the right track with the rhyme scheme though!

Snail?

YES!

*runs back across the room and hands you your dog that I am holding at arms length, because it is smoking weed and is stinky*

there you go

Even after you give him back he keeps following you and staring at you like this and asking for a cigarette.

*licks with stinky tongue*