The geese are unionising and they learnt about the weed marijuana cigarettes. even worst the leftist chemicals in the water made them gay. technically about 20% were already gay but I fear they are getting gayer.

A common behaviour seen amongst geese is that they will gather together family members and others in the gaggle and demonstrate what we in the science world like to call "judging your swag, or lack thereof". The goose will then assert its dominance by side eying you until you cry.

They are doing a blood ritual.

Oh my! how did that happen?