I’ve been banned from singing Christmas songs since march. So here is my alternative jingle:
Morbid the red beaked gay goose had a very shiny beak and if you ever saw it you would even say holy shit. All of the other gooses used to laugh and call it names, they never let poor morbid join in any honk crime games. Then one sunny Christmas Eve gay Santa came to say, morbid with your snoot so bright won’t you slay my sleigh tonight. All of the gooses loved him and they shouted out with glee, morbid the red beaked gay goose with your gayness nobody can compete