In the time where I return to the trees and do my wolf things, which do not concern thee, please respect my right to privacy/joking. In this time I collect rubbish from my local scrubland area. Amongst said rubbish I have found MULTIPLE pairs of underwater. Keep in mind the only water one might swim in is a knee deep creek (at best, majority of it only reaches the ankle or shin), which is also HEAVILY polluted. Not to be controversial, but I fear you must put your dick away. So sorry babes💔
Think about this duckling the next time you become tempted to engage in sexual intercourse in nature. Is it truly the want of thee for this innocent creature to grow up surrounded by thine UNDERPANTS?!!?! THY PANTALOONS?!!?!!