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I love anon asks because they are so spooky! Honk! Like whooo art thooouuuu?!!! Perhaps this is feeding into my longtime obsession with entering a whack ass stupid as hell overly and obnoxiously spooky nonsensical gothic short story….. but so spooooky!
Reblog if thou does wanteth a useless prophecy in thine ask box just for heads and tomfoolery! Honk honk, *bonks thee with baguette, wiggles flipper at thee* (I am a goose)
(Won’t go forever, I shalt eventually run out of project juices but is shall do my best! Honk!!)
Also bored.
Yes please, I want asks
I do long to hear thine assumptions. I art curious....
burn your house down with incense its fun
(CW: sui mention)
My greetings unto thee anon. If this is a joke perhaps use a tone indicator. However I sense it might not be and thou art telling me to off myself. In which case NUH UH. Also tis simply a foul thing to do unto anyone. Shame upon thee.
i come to lurk in thine ask box like a little fox den. i will be cozy and bring thee trinkets of shiny
o0ooooO0oO welcome to the ask box my dear!! in return for thine marvellous trinkets of shinies I do offer pile of bones and a bloodstained uber eats coupon. E njoy thine stay (pay no mind to 𝓰𝓻𝓮𝓰𝓸𝓻𝔂 particularly when he attempts to convince thee to give thine credit card information!! no matter what he tells thee your stay is free). excuse 𝓰𝓻𝓮𝓰𝓸𝓻𝔂 he has no manners!! Honk Honk!!! also be careful, do not fall into
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this will be your bed for the entirety of your stay, enjoy my dear!!
Honk honk!!! As of now!! I, Morbid Midnight, 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓰𝓸𝓸𝓼𝓮 will be taking asks for the price of two chicken legs (three chicken legs thine name is Brandon!!!!!! SQUAWK!!). Send a squawk, cheep cheep or a caw caw my way. I’d be happy to answer any of thine questions deaar, even if you just wanted to go RAAAAAAAIGCCGICI at me. I will even offer words of (goose) wisdom (probably not serious advice though, just tomfoolery and shenanigans dear). If thou art curious about Tourettes or just want to ask general questions, go ahead my good fellow!! Thou art encouraged and welcomed!!! Huzzah!!
*affectionately bites a chunk out of thine ankle*
Do feel free to send me asks my dears, thou art more than welcome.
