mxmorbidmidnight reblogged
God gives his best pick up lines to his most Aromantic soldiers.
Oh so what, infodumping about Celtic mythology isn’t a pick up line? Sure thing bud.
Whenever I watched that my little pony episode where cadence and shining armour got married as a kid I used to get so mad. Little Aromantic me was fuming because THIS SHOW IS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT FRIENDSHIP.
Happy month of pride Aromantics, here I offer you my collection of broken glass I found on the floor in a dirty box I got for five dollars with a picture of shoe on it. You may hold it for three minutes. Return it promptly.