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FOR I AM THE SHAPESHIFTER

@mxmorbidmidnight / mxmorbidmidnight.tumblr.com

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MINOR 𖤐 WRITER 𖤐 POET 𖤐 GOTH 𖤐 FULL TIME CRINGEFAIL GAYASS GOOSE 𖤐
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Broke: tell my parents I’m a medieval goose shapeshifter eternally bound to tormenting the English monarchy

Woke: talk about geese and medieval Europe 24/7, send cryptic messages in Shakespearean into the family group chat and replace common words such as hello with honk so that family members now communicate with me through goose sounds as a “joke” without realising I have tricked them into supporting my identity. Honk honk you hath been fooled

@fairfoxie I resonated with this too much, I couldn’t leave it in the tags. It’s very animal like to do such things, walk amongst humans without them realising what it is they do speak to.

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Does anyone else have their animalistic instincts suddenly activated just in everyday life over normal situations?

My goose instincts tend to go mayday over random events for example; for my birthday last month my friend got me a dancing goose toy. The second it was in my hands and it started moving I suddenly felt a deep sort of motherly drive? The same happened the other day, I was watching videos of geese. One of which was a gosling walking along a car park, I had to turn the video off because it was genuinely so stressful watching an unsupervised gosling walking around cars (parked cars but nonetheless).

When I feel threatened I flick my head to ruffle my feathers, a behaviour geese do to make themselves larger and therefore more intimidating. I often find myself doing sentry behaviours whenever I’m with people I care about (as in constantly watching for threat). When people are threatening me I find myself directing my face up at them similarly to how geese will point their beaks as a sign of aggression.

At certain times I feel a strong call to migrate as well oddly. If I ever disappear in a target you know why (tHe miGraTiOn cALLed). I can be quite the pain in the winter as I spend a considerable amount of time staring wistfully at the sky.

This is just instincts in general for me, not really from a particular one of my forms, but I don’t allow things with “incorrect” scents into my sleeping space. Sometimes when I’m holding food and water I get the sudden urge to go hide them somewhere. I am also very particular with my nest building and the people who can touch my nest.

Instinctually I feel the need to provide for people. I always carry food in my bag so my friends are never hungry. Which isn’t something that is entirely nonhuman in its nature, rather the reasoning behind it is very much connected to animalistic aspects of my mind.

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People harassing younger and newly awakened nonhumans better watch out, I art going full mother goose mode on thee.

Let every critter explore their identities and express themselves in peace or the goose will be on the loose. The bonk will be delivered from the honk. Also please be aware I have teeth on my tongue and I have ascended to godhood through the power of Australian kids christian music and Danny DeVito.

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To my moots, if you were a herd animal I would sit on your back and eat all your bugs and scream on top of your antlers. I will also walk with my pointy bird feet on you and pick peck at your fur.

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Got your snoot chain!!!!

It seems I hath acquired the part of thine anatomy that did once reside upon thine face utilised for the collection of olfactory stimuli and data. Now that tis within my possession it shalt stay as such, perhaps might see thee stricken with woe however I quoth with little regret that this ailment will not be remedied. THINE SNOOT IS MINE!

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I hath decided to do the trick or treating huzzah!!

I shalt likely grant one of the following l (do feel free to specify which of these if thou doth wanteth)

1) a cryptic prophecy *malicious honking* (the trick is the treat)

2) a goosish perspectives on matters (to put otherwise useless life advice and nonsensical proverbs)

2) a goose thou does remind me of

3) a goth or folk song thou doth remind me of.

4) a meme (oOoOoOh I hath mastered the art of computer for I art a tech savvy goose).

*honks aesthetically and majestically*

the goosey is getting spookey

(also to add I can make one of my cursed goose posters but for your kintype, the ones with the coquette geese slut shaming people in shakespearean English. like so:)

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Craziest thing about tumblr is knowing that I’m talking to an entire ass creature on my little cellular device. “Who’re you messaging honey?”

16 year old male timber wolf and the concept of time itself. I feel bad for anti therians, they don’t get to talk to the all the cool fucking dogs in tumblr. Woof woof, love what you guys do.

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[image ID: Uneven and low quality collage of ugly and disturbing birds, including a stretched out image of a very ugly owl, ibis's otherwise known as bin chickens eating out of bins, a goose reading Yuri with the caption in comic sans "How I look with he/she/it in my bio". the background is sickly neon green. /. End ID]

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Some of thee must simply calm thine farm!! Tis really not that grand of an affair! thou art making mountains of molehills and a fool of thineself. Ask thyself, is this fellow’s actions causing harm to others? If no keep scrolling my good sir!! Perhaps partake in a hobby!! Sip some tea, rather than bullying random people on the internet. Why, I am a goose!! Known to be one of the most violent species on the planet and not even I feel the need to “hunt furries” though art making a silly human of thineself!!! Bad human!!! Bad!!! *digital nip on the ankle*

Tsk tsk.

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