Honkedy doo traveler!!! Tis I the almighty goose!! Thou might know me for mine previous works (the bird that shitted on thine car last week) or perhaps because my gaggle and I chased thee through a park. If neither of these have happened to thee then never fear! This shalt be remedied soon HOMK. Ask away my dear!! Thou shalt receive goosish wisdom!
Also goose is lonely. :( please talk to goose *gooses pathetically*