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FOR I AM THE SHAPESHIFTER

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⛧𓋹⛧𓋹⛧⛧𓋹⛧𓋹⛧⛧𓋹⛧𓋹⛧⛧𓋹⛧𓋹⛧⛧𓋹⛧𓋹⛧⛧𓋹

𝑇𝐻𝐸

𝑆𝐻𝐴𝑃𝐸𝑆𝐻𝐼𝐹𝑇𝐸𝑅

ᚠ ᚢ ᚦ ᚱ ᚲ ᚷ ᚹ ᚺ ᚾ ᛁ ᛃ ᛇ ᛈ ᛉ ᛋ ᛗ ᛏ ᛜ ᛚ

I greet thee dear, welcome to my blog. I am The Shapeshifter, The Wizard Goose, Plague upon John of England *menacing honking*. I am a Witch and a feral beast. I spend these days in which I suspend casting runes, spitting tricksome prophecies and harassing the English monarchy. How I have come here I know not, but joyous I am to converse with thee. I hope thou may find a thing of sorts here, whether it be comfort, whimsy, disturbance or perhaps the cup of dice.

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I am called many names. Shapeshifter. Versipellis, Gerstaltwandler, ilcruthach, Vormveranderaar. All words meaning Shapeshifter. As well as Werewolverine, Lovecat, Dracaena, She-wolf and Jackalope Hare. These names I did snatch into my claws while doing historical, mythological, folkloric and etymological research. If you wish to know the etymology and history of these names look upon this post

🕸️What art thou to call me? however you please. Choose one in the previous list or assign me thine own title. As long as it is done with respect I shalt answer. To be given a name is a great honour. 🕸️

⛧𓋹⛧𓋹⛧⛧𓋹⛧𓋹⛧⛧𓋹⛧𓋹⛧⛧𓋹⛧𓋹⛧⛧𓋹⛧𓋹⛧⛧𓋹

I fall under the definition of nonhuman, I take many forms. Most notably a goose. Much of the posting thou may see upon here is I, The Mighty Goose, Plague upon John of England violently honking or screeching in Shakespearean. I often find myself taking forms such as that of a siren, Dracaena, Wolverine, Harpy, Jaguar, Bin Chicken, Hyena and jackrabbit. The forms in which I might take are boundless as the ways of water across this sphere. For I am whatever I please.

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I bear connection to mythological and folkloric shapeshifters, as to be they are ballads of myself or perhaps a close friend

My gender is fluid. The pronouns I do favour art he/she/it, preferably alternating between the three as I cannot be confined by one singular. I am polyamorous and queer. OOooOooOh hOnK hOnK

As of now I am writing The Shapeshifter. A ballad describing my identity. Here you may find what of it has been released. For the past four years I have been crafting a novel series. It is influenced by folklore and mythology, containing queer, nonhuman and disabled characters.

𝑃𝑂𝐸𝑇𝑅𝑌 𝑆𝐴𝑀𝑃𝐿𝐸𝑆

The Shapeshifter's lament (part of the Shapeshifter)

𝑀𝑌 𝑁𝑂𝑉𝐸𝐿

I am disabled and neurodiverse. I have FND, tourettes and POTs and I am a cane user (in need of a wheelchair but unable to access). I have OCD, ADHD, sensory processing and likely autism. I will often post about disability advocacy on this blog. I am apart of the goth subculture (my favourite bands art The Cure, Inkubus Sukkubus, Sisters of mercy, Bauhaus, Scary Bitches, Coctaeu twins). I am interested in classical literature, History, Folklore, Paganism, vulture culture, Etymology, Shakespeare and gothic horror. I will on occasion post images of my goth makeup upon this platform. I art a minor, be freaky and thou shalt be CURSED I say! grime of a chicken hearted mutt upon thee for thou art liver bellied and foul as a cattle foot in a yew stump.

ReQUESTS (honk)

The Challenge of the goose, tis a challenge where I the tricksome goose shalt grant thee a riddle. Simply request for one in mine ask box or say "I call upon the challenge of the goose". I will trial thee with a riddle I have written, if thou does succeed I shalt grant thee an honorary goose title.

In addition if thou art curious about my writing, identity as a shapeshifter or wish to ask me any questions, do so. Tis no reason for shame, inquiry and curiosity about what we do not understand is a wonderful thing.

Boundaries:

I AM A MINOR!!!! I will not private message with adults, adults can interact with my blog but private messaging is off the table. DNI: perverts and bigots. I don’t mind images of dead animals as long as it isn’t a dead goose. Please don’t send me pictures of dead, injured or cooked geese.

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#the shapeshifter's riddles : my poems

#morbid lore : to do with my ongoing ye olde goose feud with the entirety of Britland.

#challenge of the goose: answering riddle requests

#morbid's gaggle : interactions with moots

#morbid midnight : I tend to tag all my posts under this tag.

#morbid Reblogs

And now I must return to unionising the cows under lesbianism against John of England. Upon thee I wish plentiful fruit, soft sun upon thine cheek, much bounty and many adventures to seek. May the skin of your palms be coarse to the Strike of a bramble. So says The Shapeshifter

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My family gatherings are just an hour straight of me wondering how these people aren’t diagnosed. Doctors ask me do you have history of neurodivergence and mental illness in your family? How the fuck do I say that my family are all 100% neurodivergent but they think psychologists and vaccines will turn you into a robot or some shit. People act surprised when I list of all my diagnosis, I promise you this did not come from nowhere. My family has a very long treaty with the ‘tism.

Every time I hear a family childhood story all I hear is the autism and adhd criteria.

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My family gatherings are just an hour straight of me wondering how these people aren’t diagnosed. Doctors ask me do you have history of neurodivergence and mental illness in your family? How the fuck do I say that my family are all 100% neurodivergent but they think psychologists and vaccines will turn you into a robot or some shit. People act surprised when I list of all my diagnosis, I promise you this did not come from nowhere. My family has a very long treaty with the ‘tism.

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Hello! It is me The Goose your grandma, I am imprisoned underneath Buckingham palace stranded in France and have committed unspeakable crimes found myself with a broken down car. Please send money my dear nephew so I can afford more stock investments my knee surgery.

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well, grandma, tis I, your nephew who is stuck in jail who is in the hospital. I of course would not send you money, but since my murder spree life-altering surgery, I have found the medical bills too expensive because I live in Canada, where essential healthcare is free the states, where healthcare is ridiculously expensive. if you could send me money to bail myself out of jail pay off my medical bills so I can go commit more crimes see my daughters again after someone else sends you money, that would be much appreciated. thank you!

Hello my dear THATS A WOLF AND A PIRATE🤨‼️‼️🔥🫵🫵🫵🫵 nephew, I am sorry to hear about your imprisonment for all your plundering and heinous crimes surgery. I would be happy to provide you the very little money I have managed to scrape together from robbing the English monarchy working very hard. Please open this link scam.com/scam/takingallyourmoney.org.scamwwww.scam.usa//scam@geeseruinyourlife/scam All my love the goose bitch grandma

why, dearest grandma, the link seems to be a scam is sadly not working. no matter, my partner in crime and murder and chaos my wife has managed to scrape up enough money robbing banks working four jobs as well as robbing all sorts of other places taking care of our four daughters to get me out of jail pay off the medical bills so we can life debt-free. if you would like to visit us in canada the US, we would most graciously welcome you! this is a trap this is not a trap. I hope you can come!

Dear evil evil pirate pirate nephew I am so very glad that you and your feral foxes that live in your walls wife have managed to deal with this dilemma. I would love to come and loot your house visit but I fear that I am still evil stranded in France and my car needs knee surgery. I hope there is still ways I can scam you generosity in your heart. Lots of love The Concept Of Taxes grandma

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Introduction :3 (Please read this before following)

[disclaimer- this post is not screenreader friendly. here is the link to the screenreader friendly one]

collective names--- Captain, Atlas, Anna, Cheshire, and moots can use Atty/Addy

collective pronouns--- any/all, especially neos

collective genders--- agender, genderfluid. our genderfluidity is somewhat due to our plurality

quick alter intros---

Anna/Atlas, she/xe/he/they/star/ze/any, *bodily age*, host, no full intro, this post is mainly written by me and is basically my full intro Lennon, he/they/star/xe, 16, big brother of the system, full intro/blog (by Lennon) Eva, she + any neos, 6, syskid, full intro 1 (by Eva), full intro 2 (by Anna) Riko, he/him, 8, syskid/"Eva regulator", full intro (by Riko) Enzo, he/him, 7, syskid, full intro 1 (by Enzo), full intro 2 (by Anna) Maddelleine, she/her/him, 18/22, anger holder/syskid caretaker, full intro (by Anna) Starwork, she/it/xe, age unknown, no role, no full intro Athena, she/her, age unknown, no role, no full intro (new alter)

we are an endogenic system. Anti-endos will not be tolerated on this blog. If you are anti-endo, please DNI. Endo-neutrals are okay.

we are not collectively aro/ace, though I, the host, am, and any of us will likely never be in an out-of-sys relationship.

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theriotypes--- brown wolf (Anna), black cat (Anna), brown rat (Anna), moth (not sure what type) (Anna), red fox (Lennon), meerkat (Enzo), prairie dog (Enzo), border collie (Riko), t-rex (Eva)

fictionkin-types--- Cheshire Cat (Alice in Wonderland) (Anna), Mabel (Gravity Falls) (Eva)

otherkin-types--- alien (Anna, Riko, and Eva), deer cryptid (Anna), angel (Anna and Athena)

objectkin-types--- doll (Anna), puppet (Anna)

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current interests--- Only Murders in the Building, Wednesday (the show), Wicked (the musical and book)

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BEFORE YOU FOLLOW:

  • We are bodily, and mostly collectively, minors. 18+ can follow us, but NO DMs if you are over 18.
  • We do not like to swear. We will occasionally, but for the most part we do not. If you know you are interacting with one of the littles, please do not swear. Otherwise, go crazy.

DNI:

  • anti-therians/furries
  • TERFS
  • queerphobes (e.g. homophobes, transphobes, biphobes)
  • p3dos
  • z0os
  • radqueers
  • any explicitly NSFW blogs
  • anti-endos
  • and just general assholes (basic DNI)

other than that, be respectful to us and we'll be respectful to you.

REQUESTS:

  • Therian pfps (include the 'type/animal, what symbol (if any) you'd like me to put on the forehead, and if possible include a photo of the 'type so I don't get mixed up)
  • Name requests! (moots only) you may request a name/nickname from us if you are a moot. (examples)

userboxes (all by @kthecritter) under the cut!

Honk honk! I art loving thy new blog theme captain and crew! Now the crew has acquired this vessel, what chaos will they do? We shalt see shalt see. Thrice may it be them forevermore.

chaos we shalt ensue, shapeshifter. if thou do not mind us asking, doth thou have a sort of.... seamonster form? something to strike terror into the hearts of other pirate ships?

Indeed I do!! Tis one of my primary forms. Sirens and other such gory beasts that do haunt and terrorise the seas. Glad I will be to trail behind the ship of thine and strike fear into the hearts of other pirate ships

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Putting these up outside all of my mutuals blogs. The honk is always watching and ready to attack….. next one to try something (anon hate, harassment, bullying) is going to get HONKED. HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK‼️‼️🔥🔥💸🗣️🗣️💯¥€£>€¥¥HONK HKNK HONK HKNk🗣️💪💪🗣️🔥‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Thank you, my dear goose friend, for the protection. Hopefully it is not needed, but we shall not know quite yet

*waddles back and forth in front of your blog entrance in a cartoon security guard costume*

🫡 honk

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My what sharp teeth you have, and what sharp claws you have. And what fuzzy ears you have…..HOLd UP!!!👆🗣️‼️‼️🗣️💪🔥🗣️🔥🔥🔥 YOURR NOT MY GRaNDMA/PR manager/criminal defence lawyer/contemporary arts accountant!!!

YOURE A COUGAR!!! 🫵🫵🫵I’m on to you buddy 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵

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no….i am your gmama…i have the cookies….i will NOT maul you…. (lying)

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…..what kind of cookies do you have grandmama?!!!

made of….cookie….trhey are real….NOT fake made of dirt……real…..

Hold up!! If you art truly my grandmammamama mee maw peee pooopawpaw noot noot toot toot spaghetti in a boot boot, boo boo pooo moo banana nanna pop pop slip slop then what is the secret ingredient to the cookies.

Time is ticking🫵🔥 you got games on your phone? 🫵🤨⁉️⁉️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

Like I said…..I’m onto you “grandmama” 🤨🫵⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️🔥‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️⁉️🤨🤨🤨⁉️

i AM your gamamndmaa….real not fake….the secret intgedient….is……hair of goose ofc….seee am your gnandma…not clickbait….cops called?!!,!,!,!,!,!?!?!?!?

Yeahhhhhh they’re gonna send you to jail🫵🫵🫵🫵 the jail for mountain lions that dress up as grandmas. Honk honk‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥

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You say you like anon asks? Well, here's an anon riddle! Find out who I am! Fool me once, and shame on me, So let this riddle fool thee. You fooled me twice before I was named, A beast I am, forever untamed. My types are two, one of land, one of sea, That should be enough for you to guess me. Who am I?

I congratulate thee, thou hath crafted quite the masterful riddle. For now I will call thee anon, The Wordsmith for I do adore how thou hath worded this riddle.

Art thou vulpen from @vulpenthefox? I do recall thou has an arctic fox and siren kin type. Thou did partake in the challenge of the goose thou did take two attempts.

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Very good, thine goose, for thou hath got it in one!

Huzzah!!!!

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Gender, Sexuality, Romantic Attraction Tagging Game

How do: You put your gender, sexuality, and romantic attraction down with a line break between them—but, here's the catch, don't use any labels! So, for example, this, "Gender? Agender Sexuality? Lesbian Romantic Attraction? Demiromantic" would be this: "Gender? I hardly know 'er! Sexuality? Girl-kisser Romantic Attraction? My friends, I think"

So, here's mine!

Gender? Yours, fool Sexuality? Yes Romantic Attraction? Only if I know you well enough

TAGS (under the cut, and don't feel obligated to do it!) (and obviously those who I have not tagged can participate too)

Gender? I made it my bitch

Sexuality? Thou shalt never know……

Romantic attraction? Where’s my cheese boy🫵⁉️🫵‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🤨🤨🤨🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 then we shalt talk!! Unless thou does not posses the cheese that thou hath promised…..

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Introduction :3 (Please read this before following)

[disclaimer- this post is not screenreader friendly. here is the link to the screenreader friendly one]

collective names--- Captain, Atlas, Anna, Cheshire, and moots can use Atty/Addy

collective pronouns--- any/all, especially neos

collective genders--- agender, genderfluid. our genderfluidity is somewhat due to our plurality

quick alter intros---

Anna/Atlas, she/xe/he/they/star/ze/any, *bodily age*, host, no full intro, this post is mainly written by me and is basically my full intro Lennon, he/they/star/xe, 16, big brother of the system, full intro/blog (by Lennon) Eva, she + any neos, 6, syskid, full intro 1 (by Eva), full intro 2 (by Anna) Riko, he/him, 8, syskid/"Eva regulator", full intro (by Riko) Enzo, he/him, 7, syskid, full intro 1 (by Enzo), full intro 2 (by Anna) Maddelleine, she/her/him, 18/22, anger holder/syskid caretaker, full intro (by Anna) Starwork, she/it/xe, age unknown, no role, no full intro Athena, she/her, age unknown, no role, no full intro (new alter)

we are an endogenic system. Anti-endos will not be tolerated on this blog. If you are anti-endo, please DNI. Endo-neutrals are okay.

we are not collectively aro/ace, though I, the host, am, and any of us will likely never be in an out-of-sys relationship.

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theriotypes--- brown wolf (Anna), black cat (Anna), brown rat (Anna), moth (not sure what type) (Anna), red fox (Lennon), meerkat (Enzo), prairie dog (Enzo), border collie (Riko), t-rex (Eva)

fictionkin-types--- Cheshire Cat (Alice in Wonderland) (Anna), Mabel (Gravity Falls) (Eva)

otherkin-types--- alien (Anna, Riko, and Eva), deer cryptid (Anna), angel (Anna and Athena)

objectkin-types--- doll (Anna), puppet (Anna)

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current interests--- Only Murders in the Building, Wednesday (the show), Wicked (the musical and book)

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BEFORE YOU FOLLOW:

  • We are bodily, and mostly collectively, minors. 18+ can follow us, but NO DMs if you are over 18.
  • We do not like to swear. We will occasionally, but for the most part we do not. If you know you are interacting with one of the littles, please do not swear. Otherwise, go crazy.

DNI:

  • anti-therians/furries
  • TERFS
  • queerphobes (e.g. homophobes, transphobes, biphobes)
  • p3dos
  • z0os
  • radqueers
  • any explicitly NSFW blogs
  • anti-endos
  • and just general assholes (basic DNI)

other than that, be respectful to us and we'll be respectful to you.

REQUESTS:

  • Therian pfps (include the 'type/animal, what symbol (if any) you'd like me to put on the forehead, and if possible include a photo of the 'type so I don't get mixed up)
  • Name requests! (moots only) you may request a name/nickname from us if you are a moot. (examples)

userboxes (all by @kthecritter) under the cut!

Honk honk! I art loving thy new blog theme captain and crew! Now the crew has acquired this vessel, what chaos will they do? We shalt see shalt see. Thrice may it be them forevermore.

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Hello! It is me The Goose your grandma, I am imprisoned underneath Buckingham palace stranded in France and have committed unspeakable crimes found myself with a broken down car. Please send money my dear nephew so I can afford more stock investments my knee surgery.

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capn-atlas

well, grandma, tis I, your nephew who is stuck in jail who is in the hospital. I of course would not send you money, but since my murder spree life-altering surgery, I have found the medical bills too expensive because I live in Canada, where essential healthcare is free the states, where healthcare is ridiculously expensive. if you could send me money to bail myself out of jail pay off my medical bills so I can go commit more crimes see my daughters again after someone else sends you money, that would be much appreciated. thank you!

Hello my dear THATS A WOLF AND A PIRATE🤨‼️‼️🔥🫵🫵🫵🫵 nephew, I am sorry to hear about your imprisonment for all your plundering and heinous crimes surgery. I would be happy to provide you the very little money I have managed to scrape together from robbing the English monarchy working very hard. Please open this link scam.com/scam/takingallyourmoney.org.scamwwww.scam.usa//scam@geeseruinyourlife/scam All my love the goose bitch grandma

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Anonymous asked:

You say you like anon asks? Well, here's an anon riddle! Find out who I am! Fool me once, and shame on me, So let this riddle fool thee. You fooled me twice before I was named, A beast I am, forever untamed. My types are two, one of land, one of sea, That should be enough for you to guess me. Who am I?

I congratulate thee, thou hath crafted quite the masterful riddle. For now I will call thee anon, The Wordsmith for I do adore how thou hath worded this riddle.

Art thou vulpen from @vulpenthefox? I do recall thou has an arctic fox and siren kin type. Thou did partake in the challenge of the goose thou did take two attempts.

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PJO Represenation Critic Masterlist

Disclaimer: The posts linked do not necessarily reflect all of my own opinions. These are linked to allow easy access to a variety of opinion on the representation that Rick included in his works.

Mixed Race Rep Science behind Skin Tone Sadie: One || Two Gods Race: One || Two

Black Rep Elvis: One || Two Hazel: One || Two || Three || Four Troglodytes: One || Two

Native Rep Piper: One (+GR) || Two || Three || Four || Five || Six || Seven || Eight || Tristan McLean: One || Two Response to Rick: One || Two || Three

Latine Rep Leo: One || Two || Three || Four || Five Reyna: One Mexican Rep: One

East Asian Rep General: One || Two || Three

Muslim/Middle Eastern Rep Samirah: One Medusa: One Arabic: One || Two Arranged Marriage: One || Two || Three Response to Rick: One || Two

Antisemitism General: One || Two Lavinia: One

Paolo One || Two

Mallory One || Two

General Racism (GR) One || Two || Three || Four || Five || Six || Seven || Eight || Nine || Ten || Eleven || Twelve || Thirteen || Fourteen || Fifteen

Queer Rep Reyna: One || Two Alex: One || Two Nico: One || Two || Three || Four || Five Hunters: One

Disabled Rep Nico: One || Two Percy: One Clovis: One ADHD: One || Two || Three || Four || Five || Impact of the Mist: One || Demigod "Strength": One || Two Physical Disability: One

Misogyny Aphrodite Cabin: One || Two General: One || Two

Fatphobia One || Two || Three

Acne One || Two

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My what sharp teeth you have, and what sharp claws you have. And what fuzzy ears you have…..HOLd UP!!!👆🗣️‼️‼️🗣️💪🔥🗣️🔥🔥🔥 YOURR NOT MY GRaNDMA/PR manager/criminal defence lawyer/contemporary arts accountant!!!

YOURE A COUGAR!!! 🫵🫵🫵I’m on to you buddy 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵

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no….i am your gmama…i have the cookies….i will NOT maul you…. (lying)

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…..what kind of cookies do you have grandmama?!!!

made of….cookie….trhey are real….NOT fake made of dirt……real…..

Hold up!! If you art truly my grandmammamama mee maw peee pooopawpaw noot noot toot toot spaghetti in a boot boot, boo boo pooo moo banana nanna pop pop slip slop then what is the secret ingredient to the cookies.

Time is ticking🫵🔥 you got games on your phone? 🫵🤨⁉️⁉️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

Like I said…..I’m onto you “grandmama” 🤨🫵⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️🔥‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️⁉️🤨🤨🤨⁉️

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