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Out of all the possible trans headcanons to have in mp100, my favorite is Shou. There’s a few reasons, but mostly I like that there is no interpretation of his father’s reaction that isn’t hilarious.

A few off the top of my head, in descending order of comedy.

  1. “Daughter, we must speak.” “Dad, I’m actually… a boy.” “I see. So you’re transgender.” “Wait, you know what-” “Of course. I might not be a part of your generation, but I am still ‘hip with the kids’. World domination has nothing to do with how ‘woke’ you are.” “Never talk like that again.”
  2. “Daughter, we must speak.” “Dad, I’m actually… a boy.” “Hmmm, I see. You must have used your psychic powers to change your gender.” “…Yep.” “Our power puts us on top of the world. It only makes sense that the circumstances of our birth hold no power over us. This control over fate is an important step for you. I am proud of you… Son.” Shou, who expected to come out to a deranged megalomaniac, and is instead having the first positive interaction with his father in eight years, and is thus experiencing physical whiplash: “Awesome. Thanks. I’m gonna go throw up.”
  3. “Daughter, we must speak.” “Dad, I’m actually… a boy.” “…” “…” Touichirou, internally: Shit. Dammit. I was sure my kid was a girl. Surely I didn’t misremember. It’s only been, what, how long? Four years since my last visit? Okay that is a while. Crap. Maybe, it’s a joke? Like, a joke that kids do? No, she’s not lying. Or I guess, he’s not lying? Oh hell. How could- Shou, who is close to shaking with fear because his father has been silent for five minutes straight since he came out: “…” “………..” “…Uh, Da-” “I knew that.”
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I really do think that ONE hit the nail on the head when he made reigen. he's a conman. when things aren't going his way his immediate reaction is to beat the other person up and it somehow always works. he violates every working law immaginable. he is so unreasonably lucky for no reason. his best friends are an autistic middle schooler, an evil spirit and an ex-terrorist. he pays his workers pennies and is worried theyll join a union. he lives in a shitty one bedroom apartment. he gets drunk off of no alcohol. hes constantly surrounded by other autistic middle schoolers. he has no real, functioning adult friends. he has a license but hasn't used it in 10 years, and when he did use it, it was to take a bunch of kids to meet aliens. he's written his own biography. God hates him. his family hates him. he hates himself. and yet there's a psychic kid with a bowl cut who looks up to him with nothing but admiration. he throws salt at evil spirits and people if they annoy him. he would protect his students no matter what, and has almost died multiple times to help them. the only thing that makes him happy are dogs. in fact, he had a dog before, and it was eaten. he's canonically sexy and depressed, but also very, very ugly and sweaty. he's tried to shoot and kill a man not because he was super evil and trying to take over the world, but because he was hurting his kid.  he was told he would go to hell and couldn't care less. he met real aliens and all he could think about was how he was gonna pay his bills. he has god awful posture. he smokes cigarettes but never smokes in front of the kids. he wrote his will by age 29. all the animators wanna fuck him. he gets no bitches canonically. he's ONEs favorite character but he always makes him want to kill himself. he was doxxed. he was cancelled on Twitter. he entered a wack a mole competition and won 4th place. children make fun of him. he describes himself with having motherly love. no one likes him. everyone loves him. the anime designer draws him starting from his ass -> waist -> back because "it's like running your tongue over his body". his theme song sounds like a mario kart course track. he's so utterly pathetic.

plus he's just a genuinely good person and he's one of the best characters ONEs ever created??? genius.

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When you're losing your mind, let me give you a thought I'm gonna be right by your side no matter what

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shou gets the kageyama parents out of the house then explains his plans to defeat claw to ritsu and ritsu agrees then once they step outside shou goes "hey ritsu could you turn around and count to one thousand for me?" and ritsu goes "ok :)" then while his back is turnes shou's lackeys pull up in a uhaul and the four of them work together to looney toons style package every single item in the house into boxes then drive away and shou finishes dumping kerosene all over the floor and turning their oven to high right as ritsu hits nine hundred ninety nine

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The thing about Reigen is. He’s Reigen. Sometimes he’s Reigen Arataka, and on very rare occasions he might be Arataka Reigen, but there’s no scenario in which he’s just Arataka. I don’t know him like that. You don’t know him like that. He doesn’t even know himself like that. He’s on a last name basis with his own mother.

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