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let me live feral in the ozarks

@mutualunelite / kakyoin.net

Don't hang up yet, I'm not done I'm an expert, I'm the one The one who was right all along Better to be laughed at than wrong I'm an expert just like you And like you, I'm a genius before my time Disbelieving, that's the real crime he/him, late twenties, queer, tired, disabled, video games, rats finally off hiatus after like a year
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I love that in the ten years I've been on tumblr, tumblr users' attitude towards tumblr has come full circle, now we're back where we started at "tumblr is our beloved home, no other social media can compare, no other website has what we have, do not trust other websites, do not tell the outsiders about us", only this time we're like. Really exhausted and with a sense of irony about it.

you know what, we should organize a tumblr convention

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beaft
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nat-20s

A hateful person is a rat....a spiteful person is a shrew...an inflitrator is a mole....will Just Little Guy phobia never cease???

Look at them... They're just little guys 🥺

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cheeso

dietician: [common food or product] is bad for you/carcinogenic/etc

other dietician: no, youre wrong. evidence says its good

me: *sweating and pointing gun between them*

dietician: bread is bad for you

me: *shoots that one*

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phthalochar

this post was made by BIG BREAD

please point me to the big bread mentioned

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boymiffy

i could recognize garlic by touch alone, by smell.. i would know it blind.. i would know it in death, at the end of the world….

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me, looking up the voice actors for the Star Trek animated series: Oh, how nice, they were able to get the main cast to come back. 

me, scrolling down to see the other actors: 

I am fucking crying, I am laughing so fucking hard. 

i originally had this say “star trek: tas” but if anything that would just be minimizing their contributions hsdshgsdhg

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