its mutty um

thoughts on dress + turtleneck + cross necklace...

my time on bluesky has been so fucking funny to me. having an existing base + my dog seems like an algorithmic cheatcode and anytime i post him, regardless of the caption, the algorithm starts serving it to anyone's discover feed and i get a slew of replies from 45-70 y/o's that just see a dog

live well william

It's hilarious to me that Al Capone was an amazing tipper. I get why it took so long to catch him.

Me and the other caddies watching Al Capone beat a guy to death with a golf club after he gave each of us the 2022 equivalent of $1600

This teen girl on this j train just yelled really loud “does anyone care if we smoke weed” and waited a sec and her friend was like “raise your hand if you care “ and nobody did so now they are smoking . I love them

there's like a part in Scatman's World where he sounds like he's charging up an attack

antipurpose flour this shit will actively kill you if you use it for anything

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tumblr worried someone might get mesothelioma from reading the word asbestos and sue them for financial compensation.

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ok what the actual hell

That day you realized you can just beat the shit out of people until they pass out or die.

someyhings happened in the fibers of the universe because before it was catgirl dogboy but now everywhere im seeing record amounts of catboy puppygirl....

the furries could they be... well whos to say

What if I was a cozy taur

scary dinosaur blehhhh

i feel like this is exactly how i sound when i post on here

3.