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I Spend Way Too Much Time On Turtles

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Back on my bullshit of getting incredibly obsessed with a new piece of media and its blorbos. So much so that I can literally think of nothing else, especially creatively.

Like. *SLAPS HEAD* this baby can fit so many gay ass dragons in it.

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I have to put this thought out into some void or I’m gonna lose it:

Finishing up the second Wings of Fire series and it’s just. They should all just date right? And I don’t mean just Qibli, Winter, and Moon I mean. Just. The whole Jade Winglet. Tui T. is over here trying to resolve a love triangle and I’m in the corner chanting polycule! polycule! polycule!

At the very least. Given the way Moonwatcher lights up, all smiles when she realizes they’re all going to reunite soon. ‘Our winglet’ and she’s just like euphoric. She loves all her friends so goddamn much and that love could easily be romantic.

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Thank you to @theunicorncomic-blog for tagging me! The previous chain was getting a bit too long for me 😅

Last Song: I Won't by Little Mix

Favourite Colour: Green, blue, teal/seafoam mix of the two if I can be a bit pretentious about it

Spicy/Savoury/Sweet: I don't do well with chili heat (mustard is fine though). I love sweet food, but I will always lean towards savoury more.

Relationship Status: Married <3

Current Obsession: TMNT & UY (always), Stardew Valley, Cassette Beasts, Dungeon Meshi (I started reading it this week), and finishing my latest LEGO set

Tagging (no pressure though):

Thank you for tagging me!! :D

Last Song: Friendship Through the Ages by I guess the MLP cast? The Rainbooms? I could list all the voice actors individually but that seems overboard

Favorite Color: Pink! (I also do love teal but pink has very much become my favorite as of late)

Spicy/Savory/Sweet: Sweet. I have such an unbearable sweet tooth. I do love spicy too though.

Relationship Status: Polyamorous/Engaged! (ENGAGED! I have a FIANCÉE. Still losing my mind about that.)

Current Obsessions: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (That’s what I’ve been writing and reading lately so it goes first), TMNT (this never goes away though), Usagi Yojimbo (neither does this but by god do I need to read more of it), Destiny 2 (we’re so back baby), Keith Ballard’s Video Essays, and The Echo Project and its web of various visual novels.

And then! The people I can think tag off the top of my head are @spooky-circuits @injytech and @grrlofswirls no pressure though y’all!

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Absolutely no offense to Sokka/Suki, but I think there should be AU content where Yue becomes the Moon but then she and Sokka just... keep dating. She uses her spirit powers to hang out with him somehow and, well, the one benefit of having given your life for your people is that at least you don't have to give up your love life for them now, right? Sokka adapts easily enough to having a spirit girlfriend, because it is frankly not the weirdest thing that's happened to him.

Potential futures, ranked from most to least angsty:

  • Sokka being the Moon's Husband until he dies, bringing the inevitable, tragic yet beautiful until-the-end-of-time parting that ends mortal/immortal relationships.
  • Avatar-world variant: Sokka dies but reincarnates, and the Moon shines more brightly on every one of his future selves, whether he knows why or not. (Sometimes he does.)
  • Sokka also ascends to spirithood at some point by virtue of Being The Moon's Husband, and basically becomes the Knowledge Owl Guy's nemesis because he A) is very involved in the mortal world and B) thinks that information should be free.
  • Variant: Sokka replaces the Ocean Spirit through some convoluted turn of events, making him and Yue the new yin-yang of Water.
  • Related, but different: Sokka just gets a nice house in a corner of the Spirit World where Yue stays between moonset and moonrise. If Iroh can, why not Sokka?

Anyway, this way you get the wholesomeness of these two finding happiness and love together even after everything; the comedy of Sokka actually DATING THE MOON and probably being very chill about the weirdness; and the incredible potential of an immortal spirit Sokka.

I don’t normally post about avatar but I love the reincarnation idea so much because that could go so many ways. Because Sokka could be reincarnated into more than just. A water tribe warrior dude. My first thought was he’s reincarnated into a water bender and becomes like. A world renowned water bender, especially during the full moon because he has the moon’s full power and blessing at his back. Like. Just. Enormously powerful. And like. As an addition to that. Make one of his reincarnated versions a woman so he becomes the moon’s girlfriend instead! Or hell you could just make him a trans dude in that verse.

But you could keep going. An earth bender who’s sent down a piece of moon rock as a meteor, an air bender particularly amazing airborne because his girlfriend is always blessing him in the sky. Hell imagine his reincarnation crossing with the Avatar Reincarnation cycle and he’s just. Doubly powerful. And then he can visit Yue as the bridge between worlds. It really can keep going tbh.

And then you can even add some comedic/tragic effects with whether or not his reincarnations know. The mega powerful water bender who has no idea but is just. Weirdly good. And has no clue why. The avatar not knowing until they step into the spirit world and she welcomes him back and then has to explain everything. The Earth bender who knows and appreciates the moon rock gift but also honey you want me to bend you??? This feels weird???

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I don’t normally do this but! I’ve gotten really into MLP:FiM recently and I ended up starting a blog for it. It’ll be similar to this one where I reblog a lot of stuff but I’ll also be posting original art and fanfic over there. So! If you like pony go check it out at fluttering-lillies.tumblr.com and if you’re just into my turtle stuff don’t worry I’m not going anywhere and will still definitely be running this blog for a long time to come.

I’m actually working on a short LeoSagi fic as I post so ye look forward to that too I guess.

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toniins

a lot of my friends have been noting that none of the “get out there and vote!” posts actually have any resources attached to them, so they’re great for motivation but if you don’t know how to vote they can really stress you out. so i compiled a list of resources that hopefully can help!

Step 1: Registration

Step 2: Preparation

Step 3: Voting!

  • Polling places can be crowded and the wait can be long to vote. Don’t freak out! Bring a book or some music/podcasts to listen to while you wait.
  • If you can’t make it on the day, you still have options! Find your state on this Ballotpedia page and click to learn more. The page it takes you to will have links and information on how to get an absentee ballot in your state. If you plan on absentee voting, hurry! The deadlines to apply and vote are usually sooner than the actual election day.

Most of all, remember: this election could swing the house and the senate, giving Democrats more control over new laws and legislation for years to come. You’re not a bad person if you can’t vote, but it’s a lot easier than you might think!

Let’s get out there and change the world!

Don’t forget that when it comes to getting to the polls, you can join forces with other people and make things easier! Ask your local friends if they have the same polling place as you and whether they need/can provide carpooling or can meet up at the same time to make the wait more pleasant. If you have a car, consider offering rides to people in your wider circle!

If you need transportation and your friends/family can’t help, don’t despair - public transportation and companies like Uber and Lyft might order cheaper or free rides! Search for your area and “election day free transportation” and see what comes up. You can also check in with local organizations (especially ones near college campuses) that are scheduling carpools to the polls. 

And hey, don’t forget - if you’re stuck working on Election Day or just can’t vote for whatever reason, you do matter, and you can still help the fight. If you CAN vote, encourage and inform people who are on the fence, and DON’T shame people who ultimately can’t vote this time! 

Whether or not you can vote, talk to your friends/family wherever they are in the USA, spread around resources like these, and donate money to voting rights groups fighting voter suppression if you’re able!  

Reminder for tomorrow for my friends in the USA who can vote in the Dem primaries- in Idaho, Michigan, Missouri, Mississippi, North Dakota, Washington, and registered Democrats living abroad! Do you know where and how you’re going to vote on Tuesday 3/10/2020? Take a minute and check over the local candidates and issues on your ballot!

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So despite Tumblr basically crumbling around us, I am definitely gonna keep this blog active. I used to post nsfw here, but for a long while, it’s been pretty clean. So hopefully, my old posts won’t make the bots now running this site shut down my blog completely, and I can go on posting about turtles and rabbits. However! I do actually have a nsfw blog where I posted all my nsfw art. And because I’m sure it’ll be deleted December 17th anyway, I am going to shut that down and move all of my art, both clean and not, to my Twitter. Unless of course, it’s both sfw and turtle related. Then I’ll put it both on my twitter and here too.  If you have any interest in following my art twitter here it is: https://twitter.com/LilyLaced PS: If this blog does get trashed by Tumblr’s new garbo algorithms I’ll probably make two twitter accounts. One sfw and one nsfw. But for now, I don’t want to make things too complicated. Also, I will be logging off on the 17th in protest. I totally encourage people following me to do the same. 

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bigbyshands

straight girls complaining that you can’t play as a woman in dream daddy it’s like….y’all already got like 3000 dating sims for you let the gays have this one

straight girls playing Dream Daddy because it’s full of “sinful gay babies” that are your “guilty pleasure trash ships”: it’s not for you, either

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Update: Doctor thinks it's viral. And I actually feel much better. The Tylenol I took broke my fever and took away most of the aches. My head is still hurting a bit, and I'm still congested but for the most part I don't really feel that sick now.

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look i want to be clear that i have no problem with this but it still is, on a conceptual level, a very funny image that seems very particular to the time and place we are at right now and i needed everyone else to see it. antifa furries, you have my full support.

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boozledorf

I want to see Richard Spencer get decked in the fucking jaw by someone in a fursuit

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