I Spend Way Too Much Time On Turtles

I love old union songs because it's like this fucking asshole was a scab so we fucking threw him in the river and he broke his spine and when he went to heaven he was scabbing on the angels so they fired him down to heaven and the devil was like you have to work in hell for being a dirty scab

I'm not joking, this is an actual song

Arnold Bernid “Casey” Jones grew up on the streets of New York and would never cross a picket line what is this slander.