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I Spend Way Too Much Time On Turtles

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I love old union songs because it's like this fucking asshole was a scab so we fucking threw him in the river and he broke his spine and when he went to heaven he was scabbing on the angels so they fired him down to heaven and the devil was like you have to work in hell for being a dirty scab

I'm not joking, this is an actual song

Arnold Bernid “Casey” Jones grew up on the streets of New York and would never cross a picket line what is this slander.

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Scrounging around ao3 lately I’ve seen so much of the “no beta we die like ________” tag and I know shouldn’t because I don’t have the time but I wanna just go into comments and be like “LET ME DO IT!” Especially when it’s a fic that’s super good at everything save for spelling, grammar, or word choice.

NO BETA WE DIE LIKE __________ NO PLEASE DONT DIE LIKE ANYONE

Fuck it. If you have tmnt 2k3 fic, especially if it’s focused on Leosagi or Leathertello and you don’t have a beta/editor, you do now. Hand it to me please. I will go at it with red pen. I have two plane rides with two layovers this weekend and I need something to do anyway.

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I just think SunnyNami could be so cute! Like during the Jade Mountain arc it really feels like they lean on one another during all the bullshit that goes down at the academy. They investigate the bombing together and I think after the whole fake Glory thing happens they’d really look to each other. I think Tsunami would be able to break down around Sunny about how scared she was that Glory was dead. And I mean like. Fall apart. Whereas I think around Clay or Starflight she wouldn’t feel comfortable doing that. Maybe she could cry in front of Glory too but Glory’s off ruling her own kingdom so.

Then she’s talking again with Tsunami in Turtle’s book about the school and then in Qibli’s book Sunny is the one who convinces Tsunami to put on the earring. Which. Like. After all the shit Nami has dealt with around animus magic? The Orca statue! Anemone in general! Her general distrust for powers and magic! She must trust Sunny so much.

Plus like. They’d balance each other. Almost like a good cop, bad cop deal. Or the bright and happy/grumpy and standoffish thing Qinter and LynxFall has! And it really feels like they’re both working so hard for the good of the school and they care about the mission and the students and just.

Tsunami spends nearly her whole pov book wanting Sunny to forgive her or not be afraid of her or whatever and a big moment in that book is when they hug and you know!

THEM!

What a dynamic duo! I wanna write about them so badly.

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Hi yes I’m still gonna talk about turtles on this blog but currently the silly dragon books are a good chunk of what’s holding my head above water so this blog might become that for a bit. Or it’ll be interchangeable between the two going forward idk.

Really all I know is that I’m currently reading a Wings of Fire fic that’s essentially ‘What if Arctic’s and Foeslayer’s story wasn’t a tragedy and they built a community of loving friends for their dragonets’ and it is doing a lot to keep my chin up and my heart hopeful. Because really what if we can build a community of loving, caring people for the future. That sounds lovely.

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I’ve been so tired lately that last night I had a dream of sleepily posting on this blog and ending up with an incomprehensible mess of posts. Four posts to be exact.

Two were the Exact Same screenshot of UY that were literally just Usagi’s closed eyes. Literally back to back.

The third was Leonardo’s eyes from the 2k3 shorts they did after the show finished.

And the fourth was a text post that was complete nonsense. I don’t remember the exact wording but it was something like “gonna it Usagi never” Just those four words. Nothing else.

I clearly need to get more sleep before I start posting goddamn runes on here

Oh quick addition to this dream I didn’t have time to post while getting ready for work this morning. After that absolute wild set of posts, I went to sleep, yes in the dream, and woke up after my nap with several anon asks that were just. Question marks. Like.

???

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?????????

Those with the little “from anonymous” thing above them. No actual questions just. Vague, questioning concern for whatever was happening to me that caused me to post several Leosagi themed riddles or whatever the fuck they were.

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I’ve been so tired lately that last night I had a dream of sleepily posting on this blog and ending up with an incomprehensible mess of posts. Four posts to be exact.

Two were the Exact Same screenshot of UY that were literally just Usagi’s closed eyes. Literally back to back.

The third was Leonardo’s eyes from the 2k3 shorts they did after the show finished.

And the fourth was a text post that was complete nonsense. I don’t remember the exact wording but it was something like “gonna it Usagi never” Just those four words. Nothing else.

I clearly need to get more sleep before I start posting goddamn runes on here

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