Go My Rottweiler Go
Fucked up that you could have said rattweiler but didnt
Go My Rottweiler Go
Fucked up that you could have said rattweiler but didnt
Sometimes u just gotta make yourself a quesadilla and move the fuck on
The worst part about this post??? People saying “with cheese!” Bitch cheese is literally in the word if it had no cheese it would be a dilla
One of the best things about Community (the TV show) is that the theme song is about killing yourself.
One of the other best things about Community was this joke:
>"thunder magic"
>it's lightning
does anybody have the shark tank kratom dog ashes "that's a perky!" screenshot
i love seed ball so much i go blurry
"use chatgpt" that's the devil talking. buy four caffeinated drinks and pull an all nighter. this is the way.
i may lose 5% for a late submission, but at least no one can deny that i wrote it with my own tits i mean brain
Fabio Viale, marble sculpture.
Welcome back to Trilobite Tuesday. The Walcott-Rust Quarry, of upstate New York, is renowned for producing some of the best-preserved Ordovician trilobites in the world. Abundant examples of at least 18 species of trilobites, most of which have been studied extensively, have been discovered at the site. This 1.5-in- (3.8-cm-) long Ceraurus pleurexanthemus is one of the quarry’s most well-known species.
Benjamin Gecko origin story
first class news paleontologists never disappoint
never forget the universal rule of the order of things: People Will Not Read It
signs at stores? émail? menu ?? instruction ? post online ? caption with andswer to question ? group hand outs ??? street sign ??? no. The Written Word Is The Enemy
Every photo of Johnny Cash and Bob Dylan together looks like a a respectable mafia boss father named Giovanni and his weird son who bites sometimes
Yeahhhh, you're right
the first guy outside judea to name his son adam because he saw it in the bible mustve been ridiculed the same way a guy naming his son goku would
Roman guy reading Flavius Josephus's newly released epic history: "Tertius my third favorite son come here. Your name is Adam now."
having a cat is great. there's a small little animal wandering around. effervescent
EATING MY CHARGER
Speech at the Moscow Meeting of Communist and Workers' Parties (November 18, 1957).