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TheBridge

@musewrangler

Where I write Star Wars, return to my artistic roots, and appreciate tall ships. In between wrangling muses I have a day job and adore baking. I’m on ao3 as wishfulthinking1979.
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joninhaart

Eu fiz essas ilustrações durante o Dia dos Namorados de 2022, eu amo demais esse projeto! “Uma moça inteligente e determinada, que para salvar seu pai de uma dívida, vai trabalhar na mansão de um jovem veterano da Segunda Guerra, recluso e amargurado pelas cicatrizes em seu rosto devido ao campo de batalha.” >>> I made these during brazilian’s Valentine’s Day 2022, and I love it so much! “An intelligent and determined lady, to save her father from a debt, decides to work on a manor of a young, World War II vet, recluse and bitter due to the scars in his face caused by the battlefield.”

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tinydooms

#oh???#fairy tales#disney#fanart#batb#i can’t stop thinking about these possibilities actually#belle could have a university degree#could be recruited for the soe during the war#but afterwards#when her mother has died and her father’s health (broken by the first war) is not strong#she goes home#as all dutiful daughters are expected to do#and she settles into a different sort of life#she earns a little money doing translation#she volunteers at the library#is recruited onto parish committees#she tries to loan books to as many girls (and boys) as she can#she hasn’t met the lord of the manor since they were both climbing trees as children#he was (of course) sent to boarding school early; their paths didn’t cross at oxford#village rumor casts him as the ogre keeping people off his land#and she mentally shrugs#unsurprised to find him spoiled by privilege and the celebrity of being one of the few to whom so many owed so much#but when her father comes home in tears – he had only wanted some plums from the manor garden; they wouldn’t be missed or begrudged surely#she marches up the front drive and rings the ancient bell pull#(she and her father live in the lodge probably)#(maurice is basically allowed to keep the post out of charity though belle would be FURIOUS to have this pointed out)#anyway he’s patching up the hall from the scars of requisition#she agrees (ashamed at her own breathless eagerness) to help with the library#she starts helping out elsewhere too: polishing the silver with the arthritic housekeeper etc.#she wouldn’t live in but he’d have a bedroom aired so she wouldn’t have to cycle home in bad weather

Yes, hello, @oldshrewsburyian, OBVIOUSLY you have to write this story now!

Friend, friend, I am diligently telling myself I do not have time to do so. This is a slippery slope.

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bkwormkate

Ooooh love these ideas! Also, the drawings are MAGNIFICENT!

Sending you writing vibes and time, @oldshrewsburyian 😁

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Prince Philip is the most badass prince EVER. And here's why.

Okay, so he’s got a girly face, and he wears tights and some high boots. Sure.

But check out that noble steed. That’s one ready-to-kick-ass-and-take-names steed.

While other princesses just run away and leave nothing, Philip gets AN INVITE TO HER HOUSE. He gets a song, a dance, and a first date.

He comes home, just to tell his dad he’s not going to marry the princess because he’s in love.

No. Other. Reason. He rides in and is just like, “I met the girl I’m going to marry. Now I’ve got a birthday party to be at. Bye Dad.”

Now how much do you think his dad weighs? That short fat little man? Probably pretty heavy.Not a problem for Prince Philip.

And then he gets jumped by goblins, both hands tied behind his back

But that’s not enough to stop Prince Philip.Oh no.

He breaks his hands free and starts chucking goblins.

Look at that face. That face. The “BITCH JUST YOU WAIT” face. He may be tied down by a dozen goblins but he’s not gonna take no shit from this witch.

In fact, he’s so strong, she ends up keeping him chained to the wall, but he still fights back.

Now when he finally does get free–

He’s ready to go into battle UNARMED. He don’t need no shield or sword, he’s going to go punch Maleficent’s face in with his fist. If Flora didn’t stop him, he probably would have, too.

Backed up against a cliff edge, nowhere to go. Fighting off goblins. But there’s so many and just one Philip.

NBD I’LL JUST JUMP AND SLIDE DOWN THE ROCK PILE IN MY SKIN-TIGHT TIGHTS.

Gate closing?

who gives a fuck? certainly not prince philip.

Lighting hitting rocks around me?

NBD BRO

Giant forest of thorns?

Bitch, get out of my way. I’ve got a princess to save.

Giant dragon of hell?

CHARGE HEAD ON.

Fire? Dragon? Burning dry twigs? No. Fucking. Problem.

Just smack that bitch on the nose.

Sheer cliff face? Fire burning behind me? Back to a wall?

Calm down guys, I got this.

I’LL JUST FUCKING SCALE IT ONE-HANDED.

And fight the bloody beast from 500 feet high, with literally nothing to save me if I fall.

Lose the shield off the cliff?

JUST STAND THERE AND SMILE ‘CAUSE I’VE GOT A FUCKING MAGIC SWORD THAT’S GOING THROUGH YOUR HEART BITCH.

Just chuck it. Straight through.

Then jump out of the way…

And survive. That’s what happens to bitches who mess with the woman I love.

Get the horse.

Get the girl.

EXPLAIN NOTHING.

that’s how he EARNED his happily ever after.

Srsly. The most bad. ass. prince. disney ever wrote.

I 1,000% never thought of it from this point of view before and am now screaming Too Hot, Hot Damn, Made that dragon wanna retire man.

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mikkeneko

This is why Philip was always my favorite prince ngl

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scienced

Nice to see people actually watching the classics again.

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musewrangler

This. This is why he was always my fave as well. And always will be 🙌🙌

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