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The Murasakian

@murasakiyugata / murasakiyugata.tumblr.com

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Riddler:  Now, Batman, if you answer this next riddle correctly, I’ll...

Harley:  Hold the phone, Question Guy!  I wanna ask the next one!

Riddler:  You have a riddle?

Harley:  Yup!  A real good one too!

Riddler:  My dear...I don’t think you appreciate the intellectual vitality I put into constructing each...

Harley:  Oh, blah, blah, blahditty-blah!  I ain’t dumb!  I was a doctor once, ya know.  Come on, I’ll bet ya a Frosty Malt that mine’s way better that whatever it is you’re thinkin’ of!

Riddler:  Oh?  Very well.  I’ll take that wager.

Harley:  Weeee!  Okay, here goes!  Why did Bane FedEx books of baseball puns all over Gotham?

Batman:  ...

Riddler:  ...

Harley:  ’Cause he ships batjokes!

Batman:  ...

Riddler:  ...

Harley:  :D

Batman:  ...

Riddler:  ...

Harley:  :DDD

Batman:  ...

Riddler:  ...

Harley:  :DDDDD

Batman:  ...I think you owe her a Frosty Malt.

Riddler:  THAT WASN’T EVEN A LEGITIMATE RIDDLE!

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If you broadcast someone’s personal information while you were skydiving, would that be a paradox?

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Groaner

Two jacksepticeye fans are walking through a post-apocalyptic hellscape.  The area is littered with scorched corpses and debris.  The first jacksepticeye fan finds a severed hand on the ground and picks it up.

“Wow!” says JSE fan #1.  “This is a nice hand!”

The second JSE fan looks at it and gasps.  “I know who that hand belongs to!” she declares.  “That’s the hand of Robbie the Zombie!”

The first JSE fan turns the hand over and over, trying to figure out what quality would indicate that this was Robbie’s hand, but can’t find anything.  “What made you come to that conclusion?” she asks.

The second JSE looks at her and says, “I based it on the thumbnail.”

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