Telling ChatGPT a joke. Nailed it.
If Suzy were Mexican, would Egoflap be called Arigato?
I’m not a fan of RK800 mpreg fics. Wanna know why? Because nobody puts baby in the Connor!
If Quantic Dream came out with a crossover game where Jayden and Connor teamed up, would Connor end up deviating from the Norm?
Amethyst: Woah, woah, woah! Hold on! You’re telling me that Peridot was a Lieutenant?!
Garnet: No. I said she was a loo tenant.
When Kamski’s around Chloe, does he get Elijah wood?
Riddler: Now, Batman, if you answer this next riddle correctly, I’ll...
Harley: Hold the phone, Question Guy! I wanna ask the next one!
Riddler: You have a riddle?
Harley: Yup! A real good one too!
Riddler: My dear...I don’t think you appreciate the intellectual vitality I put into constructing each...
Harley: Oh, blah, blah, blahditty-blah! I ain’t dumb! I was a doctor once, ya know. Come on, I’ll bet ya a Frosty Malt that mine’s way better that whatever it is you’re thinkin’ of!
Riddler: Oh? Very well. I’ll take that wager.
Harley: Weeee! Okay, here goes! Why did Bane FedEx books of baseball puns all over Gotham?
Batman: ...
Riddler: ...
Harley: ’Cause he ships batjokes!
Batman: ...
Riddler: ...
Harley: :D
Batman: ...
Riddler: ...
Harley: :DDD
Batman: ...
Riddler: ...
Harley: :DDDDD
Batman: ...I think you owe her a Frosty Malt.
Riddler: THAT WASN’T EVEN A LEGITIMATE RIDDLE!
What did the raisin say to the prune with a scat fetish?
“Wanna go on a date?”
If you broadcast someone’s personal information while you were skydiving, would that be a paradox?
Groaner
Two jacksepticeye fans are walking through a post-apocalyptic hellscape. The area is littered with scorched corpses and debris. The first jacksepticeye fan finds a severed hand on the ground and picks it up.
“Wow!” says JSE fan #1. “This is a nice hand!”
The second JSE fan looks at it and gasps. “I know who that hand belongs to!” she declares. “That’s the hand of Robbie the Zombie!”
The first JSE fan turns the hand over and over, trying to figure out what quality would indicate that this was Robbie’s hand, but can’t find anything. “What made you come to that conclusion?” she asks.
The second JSE looks at her and says, “I based it on the thumbnail.”
I guess you could say Jack and Pewds costumes were both pretty...fly?!
I think Bob got his countries mixed-up?
Jack yelled, “Top of the mornin’!” and Bob asked if that’s what you scream when you Finnish. I think everyone knows that’s what you scream when you Irish. Finland has nothing to do with it. Anyone else notice this?
Leprechaun sounds like the name of the second-worst convention ever.
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If you gave people rides around town for free, would that make you an Uber-mensch?
Sometimes video game characters get upset when you wander around their homes, but I think they need to stop being so