please please does anybody have the “i love my this” image please i can’t find it anywhere i’m getting desperate

yeah well. I'll jump off that bridge when I come to it.

"omg stop saying fat lesbians you can just say butch. You can literally just say butch." Hey guys? Butch isn't a body type? It's like, a complex set of identity factors? You guys know other people, yes even other lesbians, can be fat, right? You know femmes can be fat and hairy, right? You know lesbians who don't/don't want to fall under either label can be fat right???? You guys know people can be fat, right???????????????

How does superglue REFUSE to come out of the tube when you're actively trying to get some out, but as soon as you give up and put it down, the damn thing decides it's time to do world's best pineapple-with-a-werewolf-boyfriend -impression?

This website makes it impossible to communicate with normal people.

Birders: do you ever wonder if this happens?

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THEY DO!!! I’VE SEEN IT!!! Those motherfuckers run across those trees head down with no spacial awareness and get so startled and bewildered when they bump into eachother. It’s hilarious

can we please for the love of god waste our short and meaningless lives together

can we while away the years living in each others memories. can we see ourselves just as clearly and beautifully from decades in the past as we do in our present. can the moments we each live in for the rest of our lives include each other

is there a place for me in your forever

See this, this is what I like about TikTok. Little moments like this

daily affirmations:

get off dating apps. the love of your life is from a video game!

when you start losing your appetite and getting out of bed gets suspiciously too hard

*looking for a midnight snack* *gets flashbanged*

This is literally the plot of a Garfield comic strip

Make sure you say "I wonder what they're doing right now..." about your comic relief friends every now and then so the episode can cut to their B plot

Lol and also lmao

if you struggle with executive dysfunction re: cooking AND you can afford the expense, i cannot recommend getting a slightly upscale rice cooker highly enough.

here’s several different low spoons meals i can and do make with it:

add a cup of frozen mixed vegetables to your rice as you cook it, crack an egg directly into the hot rice when it’s done and stir to cook it (extra easy, makes sure you’re getting veggies and protein with your grains)

put frozen dumplings in with your rice before you cook it, they’ll steam on top of your rice and then you can top with sauce of choice

make plain rice but with coconut milk instead of water, add curry sauce and canned chicken breast afterward

make plain rice with dashi broth instead of plain water (you can buy dashi powder online. if you don’t like fishy flavors i recommend the brand below which is vegan), add cubed tofu and sesame seeds

there’s many more things you can do with a rice cooker like this if you have more energy or fresh food, but the above requires little more than dumping stuff into the pot and pressing cook. this is what i need when i’m struggling but i have to feed myself. none of the ingredients above go bad quickly so you can buy them in bulk and keep them in reserve for a long long time. product recommendations below the cut.