Drawing of cowboy with top surgery scars: Well, sheeeit pardner, I reckon you've gone through a lot here now what with yer lack of spoons today. Rest yer head upon me. You've been good. You deserve ta rest. You deserve ta drink water and eat food. Get yerself a lil treat, you gonna be okay.
White people: I Fucking Needed This. [Sucks air in through teeth] Fuck.