I met Jesse Eisenberg today!! If you know me at all, you know that this is pretty much an incredible moment in my life since I absolutely adore everything about him!! I went to see his play Asuncion at the Cherry Lane Theatre in New York City (I live here, so it was convenient for me to go); the play itself was enjoyable and overall a really impressive effort by Jesse (who wrote, directed, and starred in it.) After the show he came out of the theatre and met with fangirls like me. He really is incredibly shy and anxious in person, very quiet, polite and soft-spoken and didn’t say much except “thank you.” It’s interesting, because he is very lively, emotional, and energetic on stage! I was so grateful he took a photo with me and autographed my Social Network DVD, he obviously didn’t have to, I was tongue-tied and awkward and it really was wonderful of him to be so tolerant!! I get the impression that he’s uncomfortable with his fame and will always be humble and shy and sdfsdfsf I LOVE HIM FOR IT.

BEST DAY EVER. JESSE I HOPE YOU GET EVERYTHING YOU WANT IN LIFE. Fangirl out!!

A list of Jesse Eisenberg's writing

I made a list of Jesse Eisenberg's writing.

2009

NOV 30 Manageable Tongue Twisters.

2010

FEB 24 Marxist-Socialists Jokes

2011

JUL 21 A Post Gender Normative Man Tries to Pick Up a Woman at a Bar

DEC 07 ACTOR & PLAYWRIGHT JESSE EISENBERG ON THE THRILL OF THE STAGE

Gaia Weiss, Jesse Eisenberg and Mateusz Banasiuk via mateuszbanasiuk on Instagram, 05/06/2023.

Masterpost of Jesse Eisenberg's writing